Trucking Funt

The pictures on Sky news earlier of malnourished northerners raiding bins because they are too unhygienic to be admitted to supermarkets even for 10 minutes to buy the reduced moldy bread at the end of the day were truly shocking. Word has it that its not the chinky plague responsible for most of the deaths up there but an outbreak of typhus that's being covered up by the government. If you dirty bastards at least had the self respect to have a shower more than once a quarter you might learn how to live like human beings.

I'd make her brush her teeth after though, her curry gob might scorch my bell end.

Haven't you northern inbred cunts got anything better to do like opening your UNICEF aid parcels? Must be tough up there with all the food banks empty.

I'd buy her a curry first!

Wasn't there a racehorse called doin a Taylforth?

I'm not saying I'd turn it down in the flesh but she wouldn't be in my wank bank. Personally, I'm more of a Monica Bellucci man myself. I bet she gives brilliant head and likes having her arse slapped when she's getting some from behind.

She don't do much for me these days with regard to assisting with those Sarson's moments as her complexion reminds me of a tanned leather sofa I threw out about 20 years back but I'd give her daughter one.

Hungary is already there. The parliament has just granted Viktor Orban the power to rule by decree indefinitely and his first move was to strip all of his political opponents of their funding. Poland, which has just put its entire judiciary under political control, will be next followed by Romania and possibly Croatia which has a long association with Fascism. Give it another 5 to 10 years and Europe will be back in the 1930s again.

Ex stripper Linda Lusardi got on my fucking tits (no pun intended) this morning by booing about her "brush with death" on GMB because she had a bit of shortness of breath and a dose of the shits. According to her account, it all started with vomiting and diarrhoea and when she was first tested it was negative but had "zero" oxygen in her blood. She wasn't put on a ventilator at any time and wasn't put in ICU but was so fucking ill she managed to bore every other cunt to death with hourly updates about her "battle" and asking her "fans" to pray for her via twatter. Now the old mutton has made such a miraculous recovery she can do lengthy TV interviews without the slightest wheeze and have a shitloads of glam shots taken of her in full make up for gossip mags while grinning like a rapist in a nunnery.

Put your faith in Satan, he likes to have fun and so do I.

Here's an interesting take on it all... www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-8193729/Raab-said-Johnson-good-spirits-werent-buying-it.html

My money is on the Mogg to finally throw his hat into the ring. He's the smartest cunt the tories have got. I like Raab because he speaks his mind but I don't think he would get the support.

I think Ray Winstone would smash it as Gandhi.

When she first put this shit out a few weeks back I thought it was bollocks. Her career disintegrated after her last album bombed and word has it she pissed off some power brokers in the music industry with some very unprofessional behavior that seriously damaged the career of an up and coming artist. Like you said, this is #metoo publicity seeking at its most gutter worthy and I hope the bitch burns in the fires of hell with satan's cock up her arse.

She probably still had 8 other blokes encrusted jizz around her pissflaps by the time she got to Walker. That makes her a modern day typhoid Mary in my book. It's a shame the likes of her can't be branded to alert the unsuspecting general public.

I bet her dad is really proud of her. I hope the filth arrest her, she isn't exactly key worker after all.

Here's the reality of your "unspoilt" wilderness.

Nice to see they threw you a party to welcome you home.

No, he had that for Christmas dinner because he spent December's dole money on spice.

I missed this year's show.

How do you know? Do you travel there regularly to get your arse reamed?

To put it bluntly, this guy is a fucking parasite. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8187901/Chinas-toxic-lackey-head-stands-accused-putting-lives-risk.html

The fuckers will be on the phone to Boris in a couple of months begging for another loan. It never ceases to amaze me how they always brag about how prosperous Ireland is but can never navigate a crisis without begging us or the EU to bail them out.

See you when we get there. www.rte.ie/news/business/2020/0403/1128199-central-bank/

Done.