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Hammer of Cunts

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  1. Try the flat fronted, target pellets, they might cut a bit better. Certainly sting more.
  2. It's pretty simple really: Y chromosome=male, no Y chromosome=female. I've got nothing against sex-changers per se I just wish they'd shut the fuck up about it. This ridiculous "trans" nonsense will die out soon, it's just another teenage fad, like hula-hoops, pogo sticks and those plastic balls on a sting that kids used to break their wrists.
  3. Apparently it's an "art form" ffs.
  4. I do beg your pardon, it's Regent Road that you need to look at. Was it the arse or the dog you were keen to see?
  5. I've just looked at this place on Google Earth, which seems far preferable to actually being there. I had a virtual stroll down Regent St and noticed a woman with a massive arse and a bloke with a dead dog on a bit of string; they'll probably have gone by the time you get out for a look. Thank-you for the warning. No-one goes there for pleasure surely?
  6. It might be diarrhoea and wishful thinking.
  7. It's a bit confusing: is this thing a bloke who thinks he's a woman or a woman pretending to be male?
  8. A report in today's paper mentions the large increase in call-outs to halfwits wandering around on hills with no experience and no proper kit. They have a hard enough time getting them out of trouble without having to lug a quarter of a ton of broken scooter down as well.
  9. They're usually quite weedy and underdeveloped, so there wouldn't be much on them. Probably a bit stringy though.
  10. They were popular in the '70s, they stank of patchouli, and went all floppy in the rain.
  11. I'll be sure that when I do venture into cyberspace, I won't believe everything that everyone says. I heard a bloke saying that the Earth is some kind of "oblate spheroid" shape the other day. Fucking scientists and so-called "experts"; they spend their lives studying stuff and think that they know something. My grandad's mate's cousin had a pet brontosaurus, back in the day.
  12. It's a cultural thing, we shouldn't interfere in their traditional way of life. There's fuck-all there worth fighting over anyway: if there were the Chinese would be building them some roads by now.
  13. A septic on the telly. Scraping the barrel in terms of fame/notoriety. He'd be better known if he'd murdered someone. What did he have to say about covid? A link would be nice.
  14. No, it doesn't help, unless they expressed their opinions to the audience. Now I'm not only in the dark over the Rogan character, but confused about Bubbles from the car park. Is it Mchael Jackson's monkey?
  15. How about some in formation? Who the fuck is Joe Rogan? What do Crosby, Stills and Nash make of this?
  16. We are now in the age of the reverse-voltaire: "I agree with everything you say, but you can't say that these days"
  17. Apostrophes are a disgusting relic of colonial oppression.
  18. Top Gear did this a few years ago around Brecon. They proved, pretty conclusively, that off-road wheelhairs are'nt really a pratical idea. The twats who think up this sort of stuff assume that the countryside looks like their local park.
  19. More like a tea-towel holder. I used to think they were modelled on a cat's arse but now I'm not so sure.
  20. Christ, do people really aspire to look like that? I wouldn't want to stay in a hotel anywhere near the pair of preening shits.
  21. It's just a culture clash: bloke running a business vs. dim wannabee "influencer". When her career in that field inevitably crashes, she'll be back to shelf-stacking in Tesco's.
  22. Quite, he seems pretty universally disliked, but there's been no claims against him of serious sexual impropriety. I'm not defending him, just enjoying the schadenfreude.
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