Hammer of Cunts

While constipated and with piles.

They could sell advertising space.

Aloo, aloo, aloo.

There could be an unexpected up-side to this. Young women across the world may strip in public, in sisterly solidarity to protest about whatever it is that they're all so cross about.

The NHS Dental Access centres are excellent, staffed by friendly and commited people. Unfortunately, many of the small private practices have been bought up by large private companies. My Dentist (for one) is a Eurpe-wide concern, offering NHS treatment and pushing expensive private cosmetic treatments to its patients.

Beating these days is a very bourgeois activity; I haven't done it for years. "Downsizing" urban wankers who move to the country seem to do it as a social activity. I've heard of one of the more pretentious shoots having a dress code and charging for the privilege of seeing Eric Clapton and Madonna pissing money up the wall. No matter how much they've paid we stil laugh at them. Ratting in the sheds or potting rabbits/pigeons with an air-rifle is much more fun (and cheaper). Mind you, it's quite fun watching the landowners grovelling to them.

Don't you ever wonder why the soup tastes like snot?

I expect he beats before he shoots. He likes to keep his litte .410 well oiled.

Cobblers, when have you ever heard of a beater getting shot? Although I've twice known "guns" to get hurt. Even the kind of braying posers that think slaughtering what are basically battery hens, is clever, realise that even a minor incident would end their expensive fun. They'll unload when they hear the whistle or they'll go home. You are unlikely to have heard the waiting staff laughing at the diners, nor to have much idea of went into your soup. The other great fun in beating is legitimately having a look at what's about.

All driven shooting is for twats. they don't hear the keepers and beaters taking the piss (and their money).

I live on a different kind of estate.

But I thought the virusses were coming from from Mars, even though the chances are a million to one

Does a tin-foil hat keep the virusses away?

If you went into a pub and behaved as you do, you'd leave on a stretcher.

For her.

Both rhyming slang and spoonerism.

Had anyone heard of her unti she married him? She seems to have done quite well out of it.

I'd ike to point out that I've been misquoted; the comparison of Punker's ring to a £2 coin was made by Arthur Dick, not me. I have no interest in golf.

I worked with him a few years ago, he was very pleasant. His band were good too, although I don't think I'd have listened to the whole set if I hadn't been paid to.

Tentpole Tudor, I should think.

Are you "special" in some way? In my experience, a child's actual specialness is inversely proportional to the number of times that it has to be told how "special" it is.

"unreasonable"? I thought "accurate and moderate" would be more appropriate, given your level of pointless inanity. Do you really think we've bruised its ego and hurt its feelings? If something has got through, I'd consider that a success.

Childe Harold sounds more like a teenage gobshite who uses a lot of words and ideas that it doesn't really understand. It should just fuck off and stop spouting its endless drivel. Wanker.

"Lots of love"?

I think Childish might have realised that he isn't terribly bright and has fucked off .