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ChildeHarold

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  1. They actually changed to testing on upper class twits on humanitarian grounds. But the chimp in me (is a bit of the old Homo Erectus bonding?) always smiles on your old school tie and the many happy nights we spent together in the dorm. Just fantasising of course no harm intended.
  2. A bit like Benny Hill on Mastermind.
  3. Enjoy your fly and potato pie tonight put an extra lashing of Kangaroo spunk on it for my sake.
  4. OK OK but can you pass on Judge is is is a TWAT. Thanks. Have a nice day Sir. Or as they say in the Wet Market Manchester" "You like Mister? You like?"
  5. The definition of "cosmetic" in this country includes having a working set of mandibles that enables a balanced healthy meal to be consumed outside of the processed pureed food chain. I can't see why you are so wedded to something to the extent you would swear blind defending it, you gave up so long ago. Be realistic not sentimental. Somebody told me actually happened to be "somebody" inside Guys Dental School not a set of lying statistics you've dug up to justify your viewpoint.
  6. Looking remarkably similar to that icon of the grapple and groan circuit in the 70s and 80s, "Big Daddy", which in a sense, he is, Stanley congratulates his younger son's elevation to the Lords by his elder son in the Honours List. What a family. Hard at work "Covid proofing" his luxury Greek villa with infinity pool for potential rental (yeah...) enjoying his fourth week in the sun as the UK limps from local lockdown to spike second wave. Here's the thing: that second wave doesn't mean a tuppeny toss to the fat selfish cunt.
  7. Shuv it up your arse there's plenty of room.
  8. Don't ask Judge Twat. This isn't a saga you norse cunt it's a fiasco. Chimps like you bring this banana plantation into disrepute.
  9. I've been reviewing your contributions of late and find you are one of those shitty little turds, like a dropping out of a goats arse that's climbed to the top of Cadair Idris and got there before you. May you plunge to your death!
  10. Wow the keyboard warrior is overheating. Calm down, calm down, it's only a one day event..."Dear" (Michael Winner I miss you!)
  11. "Big bloke in charge thanked me very much." Are you sure, with this sort of mental hallucination, you are safe to drive? Too many Shane Meadows movies.
  12. I would drop her in Topsham just outside Trevor MacDonald's house.
  13. When's your next run at the Hackney Empire?
  14. In other words you'd go if she invited. Anything for a freebie.
  15. We could be living under martial law anyway if this Covid develops like the 1918 Flu.
  16. I suppose teeth are irrelevant when you suck huge black cock 24 hours a day.
  17. It's good barbecue weather. I've got a little pyre going in the back yard and wish I could throw White Cunt and Roadkill on it to keep it going.
  18. Doesn't really work does it? Though your heart is in the right place.
  19. I would allow her to move in next to you Wolfie. Think of the house warming. I could have danced all night...
  20. Are you in the Printers Union or Smithfield Meat Market? The days of ritual humiliation have long gone, like cold showers after P. E. or fish 'n' chips in newspaper you artefact.
  21. I was told at Guys Hospital that the Scandics and the USA were so far in advance of us in terms of general dentistry that British qualified dentists wouldn't have sufficient training. You only have to look at British teeth compared to say French, on average, to see how our system is deliberately underfunded and third rate.
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