ChildeHarold
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Madeleine - Germans (partly) responsible. Madeleine (Mk 2) Portugal 1/Germany 4.
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Will you be coming round the mountain, when it blows, on the way back?
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Unlike the midwife who delivered you, mine smacked my arse, not the father! Phew ugly?
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Those re-runs of Downtown Abbey can really take over especially when you already call your avatar a "King".
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Still on about the head trauma? Unintended offence isn't worth the paper its written on - like Chelsea's defence.
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And it has become more childishly lascivious as it has gone on like most of the rest of C4.
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You probably can't tell the difference between a brown crayon and a sun baked dog turd.
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He is a miserable little twerp agreed?
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I see you appreciate a worker as much as me.... "Can watch it all day long, blah, blah, blah...."
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Get that airtight mask you keep recommending to others and asphyxiate yourself.
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I hear they are having a caravan sale after the horse fair in Tipperary. Interested?
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Listening to Radio 5 Live seals your own fate mate.
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"Back" on what? Are you pre testing a Covid drug for the nation?
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Typical numbskull response to pleasant banter.
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You should let them both know that then put your face right next to his fist.
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Is that the strength of your nightly lager? On the Special Brew are we?
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Smuck: time and distance are the same.
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Who with? Them? Or yourself? It's a bit like the Mandela bit in Private Eye, "Mandela Still Dead", "Mandela Death Anniversary", "Mandela has Died - One Year Ago", "Madeleine Still Missing"...
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That's what you call good old fashioned British workmanship.
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The Electoral Register Dick Head. Don't be so paranoid.
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With a bit of luck the English will be as advanced as the rest of Europe in a few thousand light years.
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The full spectrum of sexual behaviour on display here. Perhaps this nom should be called 'G "Spot" Maxwell Calling All Deviants'?
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Oh shut up you miserable little twerp.
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It's not a dream, we ALL are transitioning. Dr Johnson will see you now so make sure you are wearing a fresh pair of knickers.
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The 747 was a shit plane that felt and sounded like sitting inside a washing machine on fast spin for 7 hours London-Miami.
