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ChildeHarold

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  1. Even the "Whities" as I heard myself called on a bus in East London by a group of his poor relations.
  2. However, I would just like to point out the Heath has re-opened for business with social distancing reduced from 2 metres to 6 inches. You'll find Woody JJ up there getting hard.
  3. The Indians are belted up and bricked by China and Russia. Everybody (except the post Cold War proxy states like Taiwan, Japan and S Korea and the fucking racists in Aussie and NZ) want the AMERICANS OUT of the Far East. There is no Realpolitik game or strategy to play. The USA have already lost.
  4. Is that specially for darling Lewis or moi? Billy I knew you wouldn't fail me. Incidentally, what time tomorrow morning does your shift start at the bakery?
  5. All I know he has brown tread marks on his pants as wide as Philip's Disco's back wheel.
  6. Thus spake the voice of East London Uni/ Polytechnic/ F. E. College out of Stratford Campus (handy for a bit of lunchtime nicking at Westfields) blah blah nearing maturity. Fuck off.
  7. I'm surprised you have a good word for the rat.
  8. You and Ape should twin like no hope rust belt northern Europe slag heaps sniffing each others arses.
  9. Oh no not this fucking pile of 'Ain't I hard?' cock and bullshit movie that lives up its own arse in a celebrated rust belt landscape of incompetents, wackos and amateur gangsters. No wonder the rest of the world laughs at us.
  10. Peehaps it's the panties fetish...
  11. The male strain of royals is psychologically flawed. The females seem to have much stronger and normal characters. But when you have a govt like the current one under Johnson I would welcome back mad King George into power - as a proper monarch - since the British constitution is a figment anyway.
  12. The little tight arse promptly transferred his tax residency to Switzerland when he signed up to Formula One - thanks and fuck off to the country that cared for him, educated him and generally nurtured his rise to success. Just waiting for him to do an Ayrton Senna so I can crack open a vintage Special Brew to celebrate the death of a tax rat. Only ten million Specials to go.............. But this CUNT IS SPECIAL.
  13. None taken old chap. I love the word "cockwomble". Beats "hedgebender" by a few yards. Mind you "knickerpicker" is still my preferred choice of gentle rebuke.
  14. This is becoming the drooling default response, not to know, not to understand, not to follow, not to care.... sounds like the government.
  15. I apologise for my recent comments describing you as a little shit with nothing constructive to contribute. This post proves I was wrong about the second part. The shit part sticks however.
  16. I'll kneel to that, while I'm down there I'll go round with the mini hoover.
  17. The demise of C4 started when Michael (de) Grade took over from the arty and aspirational Jeremy Isaacs in 1989(?)
  18. Enjoy the bag over your head with an oxygen drip feed Motherfucker.
  19. I'm appealing to Mrs Roops to confine this cunting to one Stanley, the one and only Sir Stanley of Pelion, Knight of the Order of Athens (Plaka area) and humble servant of Constantine King of the Greeks in Waiting while we are all waiting for his blood relative slitty eyed Prince Philip to die in his sleep.
  20. They say Daddy Maxwell topped himself off his boat - didn't bear examination then. And furiously covered up since. And what about David Maxwell where are the brothers in all this?
  21. Do bears shit in the wood? Course not. Would a "fucker" like that help out his friends by topping himself? And what did a toff like Andrew have in common with Epstein in order to hang around five of his houses and invite him to Windsor?
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