ChildeHarold

They eat curry with their left hand.

I was just quoting the Chinese Ambassador who simply can't leave it alone.

If I saw those two in a 60k car two ideas would flash simultaneously STOLEN..........................DRUGS Bring Linford Christie into the argument......... Idea Three: CHIP.......... ON......... SHOULDER.

Cunt.

Clearly a refugee from Rose Tremain's Restoration - now Chancellor of East Anglia University (Didn't she do well?) The only decent film Robert Downey Jnr. did before he went all iron and drug free spastic.

I thought Bing was a browser?

You know the place inside out... ergh!

The only people worried about a paltry 750m pension pot was the Mirror employees. More likely Mossad as he was a go-between.

Gates computer services the Pentagon. Musk is NASA'S saviour. I don't think playboy Epstein had anything to do with them.

The DVDs he wants I don't touch.

I thought it was a ghetto in Switzerland. Monaco had enough of Dame Shirley and that little shit Chris Froome.

Is it cos I'm black. Black Mercedes. Black windows. How does a 26 year old graduate of the FE College of East London, Stratford Campus, conveniently located for lunchtime nicking at Westfields, get a 60k motor? For the love of sport. Fuck me. I cleared 5'6" in the high jump at school and all I got was verbal abuse. Racially motivated - obviously.

You are probably living off their donated organs. I am on waiting list for a new face.

That's genuinely hilarious.

That's a change from the Heath where social distancing is now reduced from 2 metres to 6 inches.

1/10 for maintaining the thin veneer covering Further Education subnormality.

A post colonial lodge in the Botswanian Tulli Block. Come over for a few drinks. Bring Theresa by all means.

I already live in a branch of it, it's called Londistan.

Yeah, yeah, yeah Old Boy, fucking magic.

Even the "Whities" as I heard myself called on a bus in East London by a group of his poor relations.

However, I would just like to point out the Heath has re-opened for business with social distancing reduced from 2 metres to 6 inches. You'll find Woody JJ up there getting hard.

The Indians are belted up and bricked by China and Russia. Everybody (except the post Cold War proxy states like Taiwan, Japan and S Korea and the fucking racists in Aussie and NZ) want the AMERICANS OUT of the Far East. There is no Realpolitik game or strategy to play. The USA have already lost.

Peeeeehaps.

Is that specially for darling Lewis or moi? Billy I knew you wouldn't fail me. Incidentally, what time tomorrow morning does your shift start at the bakery?

All I know he has brown tread marks on his pants as wide as Philip's Disco's back wheel.