ChildeHarold

Do you have a pic on your shoulder of Billy hanging? If so, go to jail. (what emoji looks like a cock?)

Are you a hang glider?

Sky News reports: France warns Iran not to intervene. REALITY CHECK: Macron and Iranian Foreign Minister have a chin wag on blower, one said if Israel doesn't lay off the conflict night spread, the other agrees but says don't get involved. Slightly different eh? The fucking sensational one sided reporting on this is like Ukraine to power of 10.

I don't know that boozer. The Cambridge upstairs my favourite. Jeffrey Barnard is Unwell.... You Fucking Idiot.

It's more fun though and you don't have to dress in a tuxedo. With a bit of luck you might even have the game interrupted by a naked Arnold Schwarzenegger demanding your clothes.

I thought this was going to be a homophobic rant about the latest Lotto tv ad with two guys and the lost and found ticket cheekily poked into an arse pocket. Golf please ⛳ Gloves please!

By the way (you're a cunt). LOL Exterminate! Exterminate! 🤖

My main gripe is a common one. When I was 18 I enjoyed the pigsty and contributed to it (a little bit) Now I'm 70 I just moan in a Leftie sort of way.

Is that "clogging up the West End" more than clogging usual? Have you tried crossing Leicester Square on a Saturday night or entering Charing Cross Station without treading on a sea of broken glass, litter and spewed up 🤮? It's a pigsty ANYWAY.

So the Leicester Square Odeon isn't available? How about Chinatown? Is there a Trafalgar Square happening. Last few times it was a fucking mad woman screaming through an extra loud PA System vilifying Iran with a few dozen aggressive drum beating women who then marched up Regent Street effectively blocking off traffic for half hour to the Iranian Embassy to demonstrate. Either that or the fucking Ukrainians in Whitehall or the Africans in the Strand. Take your fucking choice.

I see the usual cunts are being wheeled out by Sky News to justify the Israeli action in Gaza, Colonel Hamish Stephen de Bretton-Gordon Tonbridge School, fees £16485 per term £49445 per school year The same old fucking bollocks quacking on smothering the REAL background. The most realistic words I've heard about this were from the Russian Ambassador to the UNO on Friday reported on Aljazeera - no coverage of the UN debate on Gaza anywhere else. Now they are discussing anybody protesting AGAINST Israel should be arrested for hate crime. Can you fucking believe it?

Fresh in, Unicef UK pleading for £32 (provides an aid worker with a big first aid kit) this gives an idea of the CEO's wedge in 2021: What is the salary of the CEO of Unicef UK? The salary is circa £145,000 per annum and commensurate with the seniority of the appointment. We are normally based on the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park in Stratford, East London, but while our office is closed, this role will work from home.5 May 2021

Another one Crisis At Christmas This site, Snouts in the Trough, gives the low-down on this money-go-round http://www.snouts-in-the-trough.com/archives/14820

Another one Crisis At Christmas This site, Snouts in the Trough, gives the low-down on this money-go-round http://www.snouts-in-the-trough.com/archives/14820

MSF asking for £30 CEO SALARY "The highest salary in MSF UK is paid to our executive director, Dr Natalie Roberts. Natalie is eligible for an annual salary of £91,044 (as of 31 December 2022)." (UK) means this lucrative octupus has a branch for each country with a separate CEO and another Natalie. Yum 😋

You’re dead right Wolfie the voice of reason and hairy hands. I'll retreat into my she'll now and just watch rather than drivel. 👏👍

Fuck you, it wasn't a sex shop. It was a legit Video rental store.

Nice body shame about the 😔

Did you ever go to that shop in Walworth Road, the last videotape store in Britain, with thousands of commercial tapes stacked on five floors in an old house (potential fireball) the old guy in there said to me - "nobody knows how dangerous these DVD DISCS are, they cover it up, the fatalities caused by sharp broken discs". Dohhhh!

Even Michael Clark (military mouth for hire, in or out) of Sky News says they aren't the same. So it must be true. Because everything he:s said about Ukraine so far has been true? Like the referencing back to the big H I find this putting Hamas under the banner of ISIS a bit of a stretch. All wars seem to have a territorial basis so you have to ask about that basis (everything the Israelis DON'T want to discuss) rather than indulge in emotional outbursts.

A three head machine might satisfy me on a good night.

Only you... the song.

I get it now, took me two looks. Are all your jokes like this? Study those road surfaces, apart from the odd burned out car, Billy would be used to that, their roads still have less potholes. Perhaps fucking James Bouncer Cleverly should have taken note of that on his cringe worthy flying visit.

He could still put one past you.