The Met says you got it last month but you were too fucking stupid to notice. In fact you're so fucking stupid you have to be reminded that despite misleading signs like condensation on the windows, continuous rain showers at random intervals, feelings of cold which leads one to reach for warmer clothes during the day and an extra blanket at night, it's because you are so fucking stupid you have to be reminded that
IT IS GETTING WARMER AND WARMER ALL THE TIME!
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