ChildeHarold

Why don't I get this kind of flattery from you Cunty?

Keef Floyd?

👀 course not... promise.... 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

Did you wear the black fishnet stockings he sent you last Christmas? With the Klingon heavy metal boots? 🤔

You can expect a drop in from the Roopster. Remember I'll be hanging about by the door while she talks to you. Don't make any sudden movements.

I appreciate your concern for our nutritional welfare, but I think this is a shit nomination.

I agree with you, there's a lot of self satisfied conceited cunts down south giving their spoilt brats that fucking lovely "helping hand" toeards their first car, their student lodgings, their first home, etc. etc. It's Thatcherite squiredom in the 21st Century. The Cunterbury Tales about Southern cunts. (Not OUR Southerncunt who's been missing for some time, a victim of hungry dingos?) 🙂

The powers in charge are determined to keep the misery machine working.

There is a popular funeral plan offering a natural burial in a woodland "plot". Why stand in a rainy wood manifesting when you can lie UNDER it?

God's own country. So they say.

Housing has been so badly managed in this country, whereby it has been distorted into a form of saving, alternative pension building, and adding imaginary value through "doing work" which helps nobody but the parasites who feed off it, plumbers, electricians, conveyancing lawyers, the government, Channel 4 property shows projecting the "perfect" world of Barbie onto a gullible public. It's been another one of the betrayals. When finding and paying for a decent home becomes one of the most important parts of the economy (let's face it we have no industry anymore, our services outside of the City is low life part time slave labour) That's why I don’t know where to start with your statement which is totally accurate. Perhaps we need a Stalin to tip everyone out of their homes, nationalise land, then redistribute it on the basis of need. Confiscate ALL the buy to let properties. Take over empty properties. Abolish the Dukes and Earls and take their land and big stately homes. Evict all the private schools and convert the buildings to flats. Go back to the Garden City standard of planning. Civilised houses of basic aesthetic appeal with gardens and lots of outdoor public space and amenities. Where I live they are ramming up thousands of largely bland brutal new homes like a new onion skin on a town where the centre is being allowed to rot away. The Atom Bomb has a lot to be said for it.

It's about fucking time England was rebuilt. If a politician comes out with that shite about Ukraine they should be laughed off the stage.

I thought the return of the King referred to dear old Billy.

A council bungalow is highly desirable.

He's happily married to his money, good Yorkshire lad.

That's fucking Alan Titchmarsh!

I was going to give you a Like for that 95% of the time, but I didn't. Fuck off.

It's always about YOU isn't it?

He has clearly superimposed a younger version of himself on the cock. If I was a sexually naive young girl I would be suspicious about that. (but not the ginormous cock)

How about Dolly Golly Wall? Or up the Devil's Danglers next to Cadaver's Buttocks? Some of the finest Anti English graffiti in the pub's toilets is on show here. Just clench your arse tight when you go in.

Irony doesn't suit you. She's always been a bit of a shit stirrer... no wonder she's currently on LBC.

Some of the worst serial murderers have come from Wales.

Where was he heading tooled up before being diverted? College on one of those HE courses for aspiring young black entrepreneurs? An audition at the Young Vic (formerly a world famous fringe theatre) for a Southwark Council sponsored play about racism in 21st Century Britain? A weekly chat with his Probation Officer? 🤔

Llandewi Breffi. Daffyd Thomas. Everything you want to know but are too frightened to ask: https://littlebritain.fandom.com/wiki/Daffyd_Thomas

It's nice to see the Campaign for Cycling is getting noticed. He looks like an intelligent well dressed kid.