ChildeHarold

The basement is calling! I am going to fucking kill you when I get out. (As heard on the Scrubs from the direction of the prison)

I liked LMC and ELO's songs too.

I have been struggling to lift myself out of the basement on CC. Every time I reach the top of the steps and start to open the door to a fresh start some cunt kicks me back down again with a well placed balls smashing insult. Can you help me? Can you come to my assistance?

Bobby was one of a pair of pet hamsters I owned in 1966, Bobby and Jack, in honour of our World Cup heros. Many a time I would call out in my extremely high childish voice, "Alright son? On my head, on my head son!"

Is he getting his usual £1500 plus expenses per show (as per LBC) the totally uncredible cunt.

The problem is as I see it, with my Hamster eyes and strong sense of smell tuned to the frequency of camel cheese, through the blur of my spinning wheel, is that there are many factions and groups on both sides but no leaders able to forge a path to peace let alone any lasting settlement. What would you have round the negotiating table? Netanyahu every day looks like a hostage himself approaching the end, the Israeli military and cabinet are fucked up morons with a strong tendency to shylocking land that doesn't belong to them. The Arabs won't recognise any peace with Israel that agrees the 1948 borders let alone the 67 borders. The Palestinians can never be placated whatever t H E settlement. It's a hopeless basket case that makes Ukraine look like a 2+2 =4 easy easy solution. At the back of it once again is old Uncle Sam with his Korea/Vietnam hat on re-enacting the fucking Cold War whenever there is an international crisis and making everything worse.

The handy pack of tissues travel everywhere with me. Poor Bobby smiling down at me from that great wheel in the sky with those very sharp front teeth. Ouch!

Where's the aponaemia death? I was looking forward to that.

As usual Dec the nail head and the hammer are precisely even surgically aligned which is more than you can say about the idiotic clumsy carpet bombing of a densely populated refugee camp called Gaza and random targets on the West Bank. Question. Have the West decided quite cynically to dump Ukraine (materially in terms of further military aid which seems to have dawned on them is a complete waste of time) and the pompous self righteous moral attacks on Russia? Zelensky is a Jew anyway and Gold Meier was a Ukrainian Jew.... there you go. Small world ain't it?

I had a hamster called Bobby who died aged 2 and 3/4 after a particularly furious night on the wheel. I too had just started to masturbate.

Zev I am seeing a roughly Zionist meaning in your avatar. Are you about to answer the call and join the IDF in their Armageddon of all wars to the end of time cos what it says in the Old Testicle about us being the Chosen People who have an indisputable RIGHT TO DEFEND OURSELVES that's why you are going immediately. Fuck off then.

It's a little known fact that 7/8 of a berg is under the water. There you go. Say thank you on the way out. 🎶

It's very likely Under Starmer's Labour Government: # Nothing will be done any time soon about dangerous XL Bully dogs # The Triple Pension Lock will go # The good old BBC TV LICENCE will carry on unimpeded # Rail Ticket Offices will have been CLOSED in line with the rail companies wishes ignoring the 98% of those who said NO in the consultation # Schools, Hospitals, GPS, Roads, or anything else will be unlikely to see any improvement due to economic problems (caused by the last government ha ha ha) # "Nobody including his own government ministers will know what his position will be on foreign policy until the last minute (or anything else for that matter) As in Auden's words. In normal times he was all for peace. In war, he went. I think CC should nominate him for cunt of week.

In today's world you have to choose your outrage carefully. Russia bombs civilians and power infrastructure in Ukraine OUTRAGE AND CONDEMNATION PLUS WAR CRIMES Israel bombs civilian targets displaces tens of thousands blocks humanitarian aid cuts power water and food UNIVERSAL APPROVAL AND OFFER OF UNCONDITIONAL SUPPORT TO AVER FROM THIS POSITION BY DEMONSTRATING OR ATTACKING ISRAEL TREATED AS S NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT OR SEDITIOUS LIBEL, LABELLED "GATE MARCHING", OUR MORE TIMID CLOVEN HOOFED WILLY WONKERS LIKE SOME LIGHT BLUE LABOUR CUNTS SUCH AS STARMER MUMBLE ABOUT A "PAUSE" IN THE BOMBING TO LET SOME FOOD PARCELS IN

I'm not sure whether you and Harvey Weinstein have anything in common in terms of discovering and nourishing young talent: "parts" eh?

I see you're still blanking me. Don't become a stranger.

If they are cunts then they have to be roped in and trod on a bit. If the gov had set up a dangerous dog unit in every constituency in order to supervise and enforce the rules I would take it more seriously... as it is the cunts will still walk the dogs in public and when they think no one is looking unleash them and unmuzzle them crying blue murder they accidentally got away or lost the muzzle if anything happens. The relationship these cunts, females and males, have with pet dogs is quite weird and unashamedly perverse. The "lads" boil down to scumbags who on every other point of view qualify as failures but the dog is their validation. I'd lock them up in a cage with 10 xl bullies without food for a few weeks.

I thought somebody would come on about this new sound bite (look I'm the next tory leader) "Hate March" coined by our beloved Home Secretary - the secretary nobody wants to fuck cos she's got a face like a horse. If you look at some of the ultra religious right wingers Netty has in his cabinet like the cunt who denies the existence of a Palestinian people at all, then Hamas turns out to be a reasonable bunch of freedom fighters with a small fringe extremist element, like the state of Israel itself.

The leader board is an unobtainable dream for me, like the million pound house in Omaze without a ticket. Fuck it.

Is the cunt still on the British team for Paris?

I'm just sick of the joker spending more time on his avatar than contributing a decently acid or funny post. Guy needs to get with it.

I don't know about "hate marches" but there's plenty of hate, biblical rage, in Netanyahu 's speeches which sound more and more like a desperate Hitler in the Bunker. I can't see how anybody can take a guy who helped to bring the Palestinians to a state where they were bound to take reprisals, and who rants and raves like a lunatic dropping the "H" word at any opportunity and equating the fight against Hamas with the defeat of Nazi Germany or ISIS or the usual go-to bogey man Iran. I think the majority of Israelis will want to see the back of this corrupt failure asap even before the Gaza conflict ends.

It's up to you to stop writing bullshit with underlying aggression cunt.

This: Fuck Off. That's you as well you cunt.

I am in two minds about Glenda. She had some stunning roles in the 1960s and 70s. Then she failed to make it in Hollywood. Then she submerged herself on the back benches of the Labour Party in humble obscurity, probably a good constituency MP for her arty electors in Hampstead and Belsize Park, without once to my knowledge making a significant mark in Parliament, held office or stating her position on any issue. Here is a hypothetical letter from myself as one of her constituents in the 1990s. Dear Right Hon. Elizabeth ER (OOPS. SORRY) ER. Ms Jackson, I am writing to ask whether you will use your influence as an experienced thespian to speak for a ceasefire in Gaza, which is very similar to the coal fields of the north of England where you shone magnificently in Ken Russell's Women in Love. (Did you really oil Oliver Reed's body for the naked wrestling scene with Alan Bates?) Moving onto the issue of Equal Rights will you support Peter Tatchell's views on the Middle East understanding Peter is remarkably similar to what Murray Head would look like now if he was gay, which he was in Sunday Bloody Sunday. Finally, I know you are a vety busy person but is it possible you could sponsor me at £1 a hundred yards for my charity walk on the blasted "Heath" this Saturday coming - after all you have made public your wish to play the role of Shakespeare's King Lear at the Old Vic (three performances only!) while Kevin Spacey is still there running a thriving highly successful theatre to the great jealousy and envy of the British theatrical profession. Once again, you don't mind me calling you Glenda, carry on with the good work and hope to see you back in the movies soon. Luvvie Luv Luv luv Yours sincerely Sir Ronald Woolfat R. S. C on tour