ChildeHarold

That's right. If you really want to see racism refined down to ten shades of skin colour go to the Caribbean. That and the cross breeding (hair of the brush) particularly as it applies to stunning women, eg 1/4 black, 3/4 Asian, or Indian. Their modelling agency, I think it's worldwide as well, explicitly deals in shades of skin colour, the darkest being the least "attractive" and well paid, the lightest skin the best (even amongst blacks themselves!) all of that comes out of the USA modelling agencies and Hollywood.

Which side are you talking about?

So I'm wrong. I hold up my hands and bow my head in shame shouting Jihad or whatever it is that is not getting me into trouble with the Met. I bet those facial recognition cameras were working overtime this weekend.

Can I rake your gravel drive sometime. I need to test drive a 30 ton Caterpillar.

Matchstick - I think I'm losing it.

Guy involved (allegedly) with Luton Airport fire 1400 cars destroyed. (Eagerly opening his LV Car Insurance renewal letter) "Fuck me, love! It's gone up to £2.5 million" (sound of dishes smashing on floor) 🤔

It's a well known fact that West Country old boys wear wellies and tie their trouser bottoms due to leaking bladders and uncontrollable pissing after decades of guzzling cider. It kills the waterworks.

I'm humming that song about "matchbox men" as I read this garbled bullshite

You are correct. My mistake. Call me a cunt for saying it. It's funny all these cunts that went to Stalin's Russia in the 1930s then came back and denounced socialism (on behalf of their careers) kept quite stumm about the Nazification of Germany and it's growth into a dictatorship. I know they rejected alliance with Russia right up to the last, when Molotov gave up, preferring at all cost for a last ditch settlement with Hitler. Our lovely govt stood back from the Spanish Civil War and did fuck all against Italy in Africa or Japan in China despite being this so called largest 'empire' the world had ever seen. It was just an exploiting rentier mercantile operation enforced by an army and navy of uneducated impoverished working class he lots from the slums bossed around by the brainless public school cunts. I think it would be so straightforward to become a socialist in the 1930s. Only one or two cunts like the Dec would probably have disagreed.

(He loved the Nazis in their early years) Sorry my ignorant mistake. A thousand apologies. Your humbly ChildishHarold

He's become that alien thing in the cage in Resurgence Independence and you're the mad boffin communicating with him with your brain scooped out. I am Jeff Goldblum laughing at my (yet another sequel) payday.

Sycamore "Gap" is the typical Townie expression betraying a sneering contempt for other people's values. Everything is reduced to the level of the breathless LBC morning traffic update curated by chief pig Nick Ferrari and two Jags - the bypass, the flyover, the dual carriageway, the junction, the roundabout, the circular system, the West Way, the Sycamore Gap

So you like the lush rolling hills of the countryside? A chocolate box cottage? A Christmas card village church and snowman? A Union Jack flying from the big house on the road in reminding visitors this is God's own country and there is CCTV outside every house and beyond watching for flytipping and other unsocial behaviour. No corner shop (or any other amenity to speak of, unless you count the odd evening of flower arranging at the church hall courtesy of the W. I.) curtain twitching if (big if - mainly childless couples and elderly retired) anybody walks past, especially children the nuisance to be feared. The triumphant ownership of a Range Rover under three years paid for out of 30 years of conventional slavery towards a public pension. Endemic damp in at least three walls of the outwardly pretty stone cottages lining the street. I know the sort of lush countryside you're talking about.

Now that our dear old Starmer babies will assuredly do NOTHING to rock the BBC gravy boat you simply have to jump into the world of YouTube and catch up via a decent dedicated tablet and a Chromecast which can be easily purchase out of the £157 saved on not paying the Licence. Then take GREAT PLEASURE in filling the online form available from TV Licensing notifying the BBC you NO LONGER REQUIRE A TV LICENCE. Any subsequent enquiry from them can be me with an invitation to perch all night on your window ledge to see whether you are watching live telly.

The analysis here is very informative. This Sports Person of Year tv jamboree is another BBC pitiful effort to justify the license fee.

Do you ever go back? And if so is it to pick up a new walking stick from the Southwark Supplies depot by the Green?

I've got a feeling this totally unprovoked hostility you're showing towards me comes from a lack of news about the undisputed massive progress Ukraine is making in its counteroffensive. What a shame those plucky canon fodder Ukie proxies don't get the valuable news coverage they so richly deserve. Poor old Zelenskyy? Zelenskiy? Zelensky? 😢

Love island or Love Lane. One is a tropical paradise blessed with year round sunshine and a pleasant 28° and white sand beaches lapped by crystal clear warm waves. Guess which one I don't think you call home?

How dare you slag off dear old Lenny's magnus opus. Don't you understand this national treasure has saved countless Terry Wogan golf clubs out of "expenses" and eye watering remunerations to charity directors every year since he helped to dream up that boring tedious Comic Relief and Red Nose Month. Geldof had the good sense to fade away but this cunt Henry keeps popping up wearing our ears and eyeballs out.

If you mean by discourse the dispensing of insults and superior attitude comments on a regular basis then I am more ready to jump than dear little Tom Daley. All I need is a partner to perform a synchronised double half caterpillar 69 for a perfect 10. I'm looking at you baby 👀

Much preferable to the fucking pine needles (or are hairs?) which clog up the drainage on my car:s windscreen and cause water over the electrics the fucking cunt trees. And what about the fucking beaver. The fucking Rees Mogg cunts of Somerset have reintroduced it into the environment.

Is that my life before I met Teddy? I was a model for the body.

Wolfie you don't mind if I change the subject? What is your critical analysis of the recent pro-Palestinian demos in Britain. Do they in your opinion form a threat to the peace and security of the country? Just asking.

Well it is a terrorist outrage. The two cunts would just as easily nick your car, crash it then set it on fire. How would you fucking feel about that, do you fucking chuckle when you drive past a stolen wreck, would you have a chuckle if it was your stuff. If I am correct in surmising that you are genetically twinned with the Silver Buckle or the car park outside the Fox on the Hill (which is where you have to drink because you're banned) "or perhaps a shady doorway down Love Lane (opposite the STD Clinic) your DNA was first crystallised. Then I am not surprised you come out with such cuntish ideas.

Fuck me.