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Adapt this well known mnemonic to 'Andrew of York gave...' in 5 words or less. Starter for 10, 'underage girls sexually transmitted diseases' (allegedly).

It was Punkape's birthday this week and, as a massive Brexit supporter, he had a shout out from Nigel Farage:

Cum farting dribble transference when they sleep front down.

Someone's always offended. Who cares. I'm amazed that some liberal wanker hasn't suggested that the white pushing the black around is representative of white repression.

Won't be long before the WPBSA jump on a bandwagon and change the cue ball to black and the other balls to red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet.

You're not very good at CC snooker.

6 reds, 5 blacks, 2 blues and a green.

Unfortunately, the knock on effect of this would be a bankrupt NHS due to the volume of anal sphincter repairs that would be necessary.

I remember the kicking that he took when Ebdon almost tortured him to defeat. I think it was in a world quarter-final. It amazes me that more people haven't used that tactic against him given that he's mentally fragile. Probably the most talented player ever, but for me definitely not the best because of his fragility and shitty, disrespectful attitude to the game, his opponents and his fans.

I've zero doubt that it would fly off the shelves... ...as the rioters trashed and then razed the stores.

Suffice to say, I haven't thought through all the technicalities of this new sport yet.

A possible solution. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Peterkin-4349-Velcro-Darts/dp/B000E5QZ2S

I've seen a few oriental women that were awesome at ping pong. They were fucking useless if you gave them a bat though.

Of course I haven't. Yet.

No idea what it was. It'll be rusted to fuck by now.

Haven't been freshwater fishing of any kind for over 30 years. Too fucking boring. Don't they use those super neodymium magnet thingies for that? I could tell you the location of a pond with a .22 rifle in it if you fancy giving it a go. Don't ask how I know.

Stubby, did you see tonight's Panorama about all the raw sewage being released illegally into rivers by water companies? As a consequence of this hideous practice, when you fish a used French tickler out of a river with your benthos net, do you have to check inside for newt taddies?

I'm sure many people signed up after being sold a pup. However, ultimately they might have gone even if not lied to due to the aforementioned peer pressure. Very different times, when people were not necessarily more gullible, but certainly far more patriotic. Many people came back from that with huge bullet holes. Dysentery is a cunt.

I highly doubt that as many of them as you believe walked into that willingly or sheep-like, at least not after the first few months. I suspect most were shitting themselves. Never underestimate the effect of intense peer pressure and the abject humiliation of receiving a white feather (most commonly from women), especially at that point in history.

It's very inconsiderate of you not to give @Neil more notice. He might have some items in need of storing under said patio.

It seems to have given a pretty good estimation of Nikki Grahame's general health.

Back doors. You're too drunk to consent.

Fuck, fuck and treble fuck.

Are you calling us cunts? Outside! The shift in emphasis of rule 10 is duly noted. Can it be updated? Punkers is going to spend 98.437% of his time in purgatory with the sodomites. He'll be happy.

It doesn't hurt to point fingers, Spot. We all cross the line occasionally, I claim no exception, and none of us like it, but then there's no ambiguity and no wriggle room. It helps to know precisely where the line is since, despite written rules, it does seem a little moveable. I thought the rule of thumb was no derailment in the first 24hours?