Goober
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Are you Tim Vine, WD? If so, could you please, for the love of God, hit your brother over the head with a brick?
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You should pm your concerns to Spot, just like last week.
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A mountain is a strange place for a disco biscuit lab.
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You're clearly having trouble with your periods, Loretta.
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It's a fucking nightmare in my house when Mrs Goober has her full stop.
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Corner Covid warped logic dictates that since the victim had more or less reached the average life span for their gender no one should give two fucks.
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Cunts who mow their fucking lawn and trim their hedgies non fucking stop
Goober replied to Bubba C's topic in The Corner
Not at the moment. All the bars on Canal Street are shut. -
Cunts who mow their fucking lawn and trim their hedgies non fucking stop
Goober replied to Bubba C's topic in The Corner
We were just talking about fossorial creatures and now a worm appears. -
Cunts who mow their fucking lawn and trim their hedgies non fucking stop
Goober replied to Bubba C's topic in The Corner
How many do you need? I catch and kill at least a dozen of these furry fossorial black cunts every year. I fucking hate moles. -
People Who Nod Like Idiots When Being Told Something They Don’t Know
Goober replied to Ape™️'s topic in The Corner
You may be, I couldn't care less. -
People Who Nod Like Idiots When Being Told Something They Don’t Know
Goober replied to Ape™️'s topic in The Corner
Broadmoor is my guess. -
Cunts who mow their fucking lawn and trim their hedgies non fucking stop
Goober replied to Bubba C's topic in The Corner
I guess it's better than taking all four wheels off and dropping them in steradent. -
I despise the phrase that we're "policed by consent" in this country. What a heap of shit.
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It's the new logo of the BBC.
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It's no guise.
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You were reading the reader's wives section of your favourite periodical, you senile old twat.
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There's definitely something not right about you. Have you ever taken a rorschach test?
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I know. It's a good video though. I'd share it, if I knew that the person that took it wouldn't get their head nailed to the floor.
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Well, actually you can, especially when you've both heard from the horse's mouth and seen the video of ballot boxes being stuffed at closed polling stations. True though, the older generation in Russia do love Putin.
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Findus lasagne, soon to be 1% beef, 5% horse, 12% homogenised dung fly larvae.
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You've been hanging around some strange ladies, Spot.
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If they're on your organ they're considerably better than daffodils on your piano.
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That's a relief. They could be a significant food source for the continental types in the centuries to come (crabs, not toads, the French are probably the reason the latter are already vanishingly rare).
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@Stubby PeckerWhat's your view on this potential loss of biodiversity? Should we be starting a save the crabs campaign? Was there any mention of the effect on populations of the Web-footed Barking Toads?
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That's more likely to be the cause of Punker's hospitalisation than a consequence of it.
