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Curious that the Starvin' Marvins never seem to have glandular issues.

Increasing the size won't improve the shit resolution, fucking idiot. Post the original to a free image hosting site such as imgBB and post the link here. It will auto delete after 24 hours. You're the one making the claim and until you provide verifiable evidence everyone will just continue to consider you a bullshitting wanker.

Unreadable and no discernible date, so what's the fucking point of posting it? You're going to have to do better.

Good. Why don't you fuck off and do something less boring instead? Catchy theme song for a TV show, that.

Maybe he had a premonition that 30 years later he and all his mates would be getting hung out to dry while you murdering Fenian bastards would get let off with a slap on the wrist.

I bet the fanny on that is like a rotten whelk.

It's a null and void question. I'd have to hang myself as there's no way I'd be able to get it hard for any bloke, let alone these weirdo fuck pigs. Hanging would be preferable to the slow AIDS related death anyway.

Eddina Izzard, soon to be the ugliest 'woman' on the planet (except for Liz Carr).

21% orange juice? You might want to add some AnalaR ethanol to that to pep it up a bit.

White spirit? I've got a can of acetone in the shed if you need resupplying.

Or they could get Christian Jessen to do it. At least if a doctor does the honours there'll be someone on hand to repair his rent arsehole. Why this cock smoker hasn't got a nomination of his own is beyond me.

Go easy with the fanny hammer, Pen, you'll do yourself a mischief at that rate.

Freddie Mercury may have.

Well, it's definitely better than fucking Manchester.

I don't qualify for that list, Eric, and you definitely forgot Rev, Wolfie and Neil.

Whether his claims of animal cruelty are true or not is kind of immaterial, although I tend to think it's BS. I hunt and have few qualms about killing things I'm going to eat. Getting hard over killing animals, whether real or imagined, and bragging about it to impress on people how much of a hard arse you are, is, quite simply, warped.

I went to Belfast last year. Spent 5 nights there and got absolutely arseholed every night. Definitely on a par with Dublin and I'd highly recommend it. Hic.

Were they King Crabs? Ouch. Don't think I was involved in that one, but I am going senile. I'm not here to rescue anyone. If he wants to continue to dig a 30ft hole before chucking himself in headfirst I'll just enjoy the show. My only observation is that there is still a way back from here, but siding with Johnny and lashing out in all directions isn't it. He's being more King Canute than Dyslexic Cnut right now. That said, it's been more entertaining than Harold's river of shit.

Yes, I meant DC. Regardless, I think he's fighting a losing battle right now. Fair play if he hangs in though. As we all know, this is a process to sort the wheat from the chaff, it pays to pick friends wisely though.

Fuck. I was just going to say that. Very Trumpian.

I admire that you're trying to stay neutral in this, but it looks like a one way street at the moment. Regrettably, siding with Johnny was a fool's errand. It's a shit position to be in for a newbie trying to find his feet, but it's one of those situations where continuing to fight is just going to get you fucked up even more. Better to slink away, lick your wounds and come back later whilst trying to be a little more contrite.

Yes, you could.

His hair didn't turn grey young, its just full of dried cock porridge. You could be right though. I just hope he doesn't choose to have his anal cherry popped by Rylan live on This Morning just to prove his point. By the way, could you not combine mention of 'Big Phil' with moistening Kleenex in the same post again? People are going to start to worry.

Fucking hell. It's a long road back from there.

He's got an arse like a broken cat flap now.