Goober

It's that or the devastating arse pounding he's taken from Melania's strap on the night before. The fact the even one American voted for this tango tinged fuckwit is a devastating indictment of American culture, let alone nearly 63 million. Having said that, it's unfathomable that out of a population of nearly 330 million the Democrats can't find at least one half decent candidate that would trounce this idiot.

It's not that you won't refute, it's that you can't. It was an out and out lie. You've only yourself to blame for me calling you out on it. OK, accepted, you said a year over 10 months ago. At least one of us can admit a simple mistake. I've not been counting the days, I also have better things to do.

I take your point regarding the tagging and therefore accept that the account still exists, but I didn't even attempt to log in as DrCunt as it's not in the list, I no longer remember the password and I'm not using that email account any longer. So you equally must accept that I was not aware the account still existed. Your assertion that it's a load of old pony is, therfore, once again, incorrect. I know you'll never accept that because you're utterly incapable of ever believing you're wrong. Bear in mind though that you have repeatedly said in the past that if an account is not logged into in ~6 months it's deleted. Perhaps punters shouldn't believe a word you say and you really are as clueless as you appear? I note you didn't dispute the BS that I called you out for regarding signing up under other ids, which is just as well since we both know the truth. I'm perfectly happy for you to delete DrCunt. I've never attempted to run a sock puppet account, as you suggested, and have zero interest in doing so. I've said to Eric that I thought my new ID was so obvious that you needn't have read PMs, now I'm less sure, given the other misinformation you peddle.

Mind your own, dead Asian hooker fucker.

Get stuffed. No one has given a flying fuck what you think for years.

That's utter horse shit and you know it. On the off chance you believe what you've said there, you've denied some poor other innocent sap access to the site. Well done. The second highlighted part is also nonsense. The Goober account was registered well after DrCunt was removed from the member list, so it's not an option that was available to me. You can dissemble all you like, but the truth remains the truth. Regarding whether I continue as Goober or as DrCunt, I refer again to my second point, but to cut a pointless argument short, I really couldn't give a toss and I suspect most other members couldn't either, except the usual troll squad. Do as you will, it's your party.

I don't think you'll need to wait very long, inshallah.

Rancid dough, shirley?

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...into a bowl and uses it to make her bread rise? Crusty loaf anyone?

I'll take that. It outscores 98.26582% of posts over the last 6 months from what I've read (Rev excepted).

She's a bit androgynous and not wholly appealing these days, but, on balance, I'd probably lob some salty cough syrup up her duodenum before cable tying a garden refuse sack over her head and throwing her into a river.

Did you misspell queer? It's better than regularly porking dead Asians though, I think.

Sage advice, if wrong in several respects. I think I can hold my own against a washed up has-been without breaking into too much of a sweat. A very kind offer. Would you mind awfully if I pass? I'm not a huge fan of spaniel's ears.

I'll take that as a yes.

Frank, you seem to rule the roost around here, so I was wondering if you could give me some advice, if you very much don't mind. If I were to bend you in half, shove your head up your gender indistinct, bony arse and then cut off your saggy plums and feed them to a homeless person, would that enhance my rep on this site?

You can easily identify the glory hole at which Punkape is in attendance. It's the one with the 2p coin slot. I'm sure he's James Charles Harries.

Not in that way...

Fly left "accidently" unzipped, in hope. Deviant.