Dyslexic cnut

That was, erm, kinda the point WC. Woman’s a class one!

Don’t. The genius I married took her three year old Rolex to the jeweller’s for a new battery. Apparently the cunt opened it up, ‘did something’ then charged her £60 for the said imaginary battery. Anyway, apparently it ‘works fine’ now.

Why they couldn’t just stick to game shows like they did in the old days I’ll never know…

It’s done, for now. We’ve handed your entertainment over to Eric & Carl Sway. Enjoy.

You were doing so well with that lucid qualification and then you spoiled it. Maybe that’s what pisses us off here, the ‘it’s fab here and you’re all wankers living there’ can sort of grate? Whilst you’re definitely not in the same league as the fucktard spudcoon, you do bang on about all things UK and, let’s be honest, it’s never positive. That being said, all the best for Xmas…carry on cunting and I hope there’s a ravenous crocodile spider in your ash covered pool. Fuck off.

Is that it? Well fuck my old army boots….looks like it’s over, Roops…sound the death knell.

Fuck me…on a ‘precious’ day, she’s not only Googled ‘do you need a PLF to travel from Wales to N.Ireland?’ but also ‘Holyhead to Dublin sailing schedules.’ Looks like we’re fucked here, Bill…😉

Proper.

You horrible bully. You know the poor cow is ‘geographically challenged,’ she has previous after all what with her tracking me down to Amsterdam on the Rhöne River. How was the crossing, Bill? Cape Horn can be quite rough this time of year…right Roops? 🤷🏿

Desperate times Roops, desperate times.

What happened to ‘precious time’ Roops? If those guests turn up over Xmas and your gaff is filthy and unhoovered because you’ve been on here, no amount of mince pies and smart words are going to delay the inevitable. Final warning.

I made no nationalistic assertions, Bawso…just a nod to a minor ‘success’ over a good fucking hiding?..which hopefully, her husband is administering as we speak.

I thought you were enjoying ‘precious time?’ Fuck me, you’re never off here. Chill yer beans honey, Tim Booth is a close personal friend of mine and I know full well what the song is about. Focus on the title, it’s a little nod and Xmas gift praising your undoubted talents ❤️ Now…fuck off.

I think ‘fuck off Cunt’ is a perfectly acceptable and festive welcome to the site, Gypps…wait until the grown-ups kick his cunt off.

That would depend on your definition of ‘win!’ She’s had a minor Bannockburn of sorts, but the Duke of Ulster has brought reinforcements (not that any were really needed) and she’s now up to her vadge in entrails at Culloden. If she had any dignity left, she’d hand her sporran in, now.

One for Cuntess Roops.

Prof…it’s not officially Xmas until you’ve told a roll of cellotape to ‘fuck off!’

Uncomfortable childhood was it?

Get the stairs hoovered…

Any UK/Brexit news today, Mick MacMoron?

How so? I’m not Irish or Roman Catholic you little buggeree you. To be sore, to be sore.

The last vestige of the coward is a crowd. I’m confronting you and you alone…there is no ‘us!’ The fact remains, you were completely incorrect but will not admit it…which has always been your M.O. Your submission that you’d tracked me to Amsterdam was also a complete lie as I was never anywhere near the fucking place. I’ve said it before on here, it’s impossible to argue/debate with a liar and you are most certainly that, Madam..we both know why. Whoever owns this site needs to put you out to pasture…by your own admission you’re actually spending your ‘precious’ time IP checking regular punter’s IP addresses on the off chance you can score points…what an odd, barmy little creature you really are. I’m sure KB will have his say on the matter, but there’s a distinct chance that like the rest of ‘us’ he’s sick to fucking death of squabbling with walnut-ovaried megalomaniac like you. That said, Merry cunting Xmas and enjoy what’s left of this ‘precious holiday time’ you fancifully referred to. Do pass on my commiserations to the daft cunt who married you.

What Billy actually said was ‘as many pre-booked PCR tests as you like’ and he was clearly referring to ‘negative’ tests that have been pre-booked and taken..and you know this. You’re fiddling around the point, twiddling with minutiae in order to points score again. The niqab in the woodpile is….as you torched JSP before failing to lay a glove on me with your magic IP address locator…why on earth have you not used your technical wizardry (wizard’s sleeve?) to destroy Bill’s claims of overseas travel instead of posting reams of shite over two months? Seems incredible really, unbelievable…which of course, it is. This should be amusing…

If you don’t mind me saying, Pen…you advising any cunt on pointlessness in life is as hilariously ironic as it gets. Merry Xmas all the same. PS…wanna buy a blag vaccine pass?

Selective quoting as ever. The ‘cursory’ glance that you suggest will reveal an expired code will not…and a ‘cursory’ glance is all that is given. The very idea that ‘aircrew need to be satisfied as to his vaccination status’ is palpable crap…that check is done long before any passenger makes it airside, and, in my experience, is never done with a scanning device…a cursory glance is all that it gets. As for a Hungarian dental practice being ‘understandably cautious’ are you being serious? That ‘profession’ is as bent as it comes, you should know (allegedly.) Simply wiggling a handful of forints under their noses would have the ‘understandable caution’ disappear like a goulash in a Somalian refugee camp. You know full well what the argument was about and the fact remains, you were quite wrong. I maintain, you’re as honest as the day is long…in Finland…today!