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Dyslexic cnut

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  1. Ratters…what do you make of the vociferous ‘contributors’ on here lately?
  2. Fucking place is polluted by Pen, ELC, Harold the Dense and the tortuous retard ‘and’. Roops needs to get a grip of these spasticated bastards before this place dies a death of a thousand fuckwit posts. I want them all dead.
  3. Pen…reported for LB manipulation. You actually ‘liked’ this utter shit? Fuckin idiot.
  4. Pathetic…copying the biggest wanker on here. Join your sisters…soon.
  5. Right…hands up…who rang the gobshite bell?
  6. It must be the Haitiian thing, doubtless down to the filthy French. The island boys wouldn’t do it they said, even the ones from St. Clitts (lol.) I’ll happily much away for half an hour or so, but I’ll tell you summat for nowt…I’d rather nibble on Gypps than that foul, Welsh, ginger growler on Roops. That would see you with permanent halitosis I reckon. The old dear has been on the blower, apparently that derelict @Roadkill has been sniffing around her bungalow again, begging her to take him back. Fancy going up and leathering the brown-ale swigging Coalyokel cunt?
  7. All the self respecting spooks from the Caribbean I worked with used to mock us honkies for licking the poonani, they said that no ethnic would ever do that as it’s ’wrong, dirty and ain’t masculine…boy.’ Explain yourself.
  8. Botox. I’ve never seen the cow frown, even when she’s livid. Tell me you didn’t, you do know that if you did, we’re now officially related, you squalid fuck.
  9. I’ve only got one wife, Pen. Just like I’ve only had one, home-grown cock. Vive la difference…fella.
  10. My tart’s one shrewd Cnut, Billy. She’s just cashed in on the fucker, you daft cunt. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-67725202
  11. Do the members a favour, head south, kidnap @and and drag the wretched cunt up there then. I’ll organise a whip-round for you.
  12. Grammatically inept idiot.
  13. ‘Ra-Ra?’ Fucking turncoat.
  14. I’m starting to like you, ELC…do press on.
  15. @PANZER MURPHY bought them today, incidentally…Boney M in the cd player? You fucking bellend.
  16. You forgot the bit about me having been born with a penis you weird, degenerate freak. Where are you going for Xmas…the Hamptons? lol…etc.
  17. Technically speaking, you eating anything cabbage-based is cannibalism you retarded fuckwit.
  18. You’re making a mistake, Ed. The orange cunt dropped mine off yesterday…it’s a fucking disgrace, the Karen Carpenter of Xmas trees, if you get me. The shithouse has had a nibble at the wife I reckon. There were pine needles in her undies and a filthy sash under the bed. The man’s a fucking opportunistic twat, so he is.
  19. Precious little half-faggot wanker. Fuck off & die.
  20. What’s all this about screenshots of a 4th place on the LB? Tell me that’s not true.
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