Dyslexic cnut

Listen bellsniff....these scouse cunts are on another planet to any fuckin place in the UK. For a start, they think they’re immune, different, witty and a republic. They’re cunts and half of ENGLAND has been coming to Liverpool on the piss because the city and it’s bin-dipping residents have, if anything, treated Covid as a reason for mass congregation and party time...far more than normal, pretty muc( anywhere. Now they’re locked down, which they will ignore en masse...hence the post. So, get fucked and busy a hearse driver soon...cnut!

I’ll be 15 mins....you did order the Anal debris deep crust Gyps?

Country is full of idle cunts. My mate’s been furloughed since March (airline industry) and will be for the foreseeable. There are thousands of jobs available...employers can’t get Brits to do ‘em, especially young Brits. Ok, they don’t pay a fortune but they can keep you ticking over & get you outta the house until this shit is over. Whingeing whiney nation of scrounging cunts...we’d be fucked if Big Vlad decided to invade with this snowflake generation attempting to defend our shores....newly pubed cunts.

Omertà...so I’m keeping schtum...

I fuckin knew you were Welsh...now here’s da proof, innit...there’s loverly?

Scouse Pete Burns will...’like a record player!’ Space-hopper-mouthed chutney-ferret cnut.

Therein lies the problem Gyps...the cunt’s just won’t...

Blindingly obvious, but true. I was hoping that your autopsy was days away and inconclusive. Trouble a pathologist...soon. Densecnut.

They’re hardly me ‘brethren’ you melt. From a distance I have observed that they are cunts...rebellious but self-defeating cunts. It would appear that it is I who is the messenger and you, who is the recipient. However, as a feeble lily-livered, weak southerner...this probably isn’t your first time. Fingers crossed, there’s an inconclusive autopsy in your future. Cnut.

Fill a hearse as soon as is feasible, you lame, stereotyping southern cuntfuck. xx

Wether you subscribe to government policy or not...these cunts have had it coming. Whilst most of the nation has been making some kind of effort with this COVID-19 business, not these scouse cunts...Oh no! I live in the area and for months now, people that I know who socialise in Lipooool have commented on the fact that no fucker in the city gives a fuck, the bars are rammed, social distancing doesn’t exist and there are social visitors flocking to the city to party and piss about because their own areas/cities have been playing by the rules and are far more restrictive. Well guess what, scouse cunts....Big Boris knows you’ll never vote for him and knows the country thinks you’re all cunts, so I hope you’ve enjoyed the last 6 weeks of freedom because now, as a social, vote-free experiment...you’re getting twatted. ‘Life...goes on day after day....’ not anymore it doesn’t MickeyMouseCnuts.

An honour to get a response from a celebrated Cunt. I’m on the right track, as are you, spurting gentleman’s relish on a dreadnought...I salute the big ‘P.’

You’ll find that you’ll need to wipe/chisel the deposit off or the intonation may be compromised, to say nothing of ‘tacky-string’ issues. Now get tonally fucked...minstrelcnut.

This snivelling, smug little kike cunt is marginally annoying to be sure. He’s a smarmy Hebe who’s mother couldn’t drive properly and is a failed lawyer (cnut) journo, stand-up comic and analyst (fnaar, fnaar) Weirdly, haggard middle-aged, mediocre, dry ovaried whores such as Rippon, Hunniford and Lorraine Kelly, amongst others seem to have pushed his career along quite nicely despite him failing at every turn until he finally came up trumps. Having said that, he’s made a few bob and despite having the ‘chutney-ferret’ appearance, I would happily spend a month orally cleansing his wife’s perineum and attachments, mid-blob and irrespective of any faecal incontinence. That’s my humanity coming out again though I suppose.

His mum became a nun before appearing in that Ashes to Ashes, Bowie video with a trailing placenta still dripping...vile Cunt.

She’s back in Wales, Bill....returned to the land of her father...to try and find him.

I’m living proof that masks are utterly fuckin useless. I’ve been using them regularly but I still caught the chinky bat-flu. Mine was avocado and honey with tea-tree oil which helped with my raging impetigo but resulted in me coughing up a hernia and unable to taste my daily IPA quota. I also got bee stings all over my head which was far worse than the aforementioned facial pus-party (but it was mid-summer.)So it’s a ‘no’ from me...maskcnuts.

Work such as this reminds us of the beauty of the English language with it’s subtle rhythms and lilting iambric pentameter. Very moving Rev, illuminating these dark days.

I’m a catholic and I don’t even trust me.

Unsurprised that a kopshite didn’t know that one of his former heroes was not Scouse but from Yorkshire. I’ll forgive you as I know you’ll be rushing out to Mass...

I see this liquorice-toothed Jock harridan’s trying to tough this one out, claiming that it was all the chinky bat-flu’s fault that she broke the law because one of it’s side effects is ‘muddled thinking?’ Shameless skanky looking cunt needs to inhabit a mortuary...soon.

Either that or your japs-eye chemo is smarting again?

Comfort is overrated H...

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The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Stoke-on-Trent? It gets worse. The septic-sphincter of this sceptred Isle!