Dyslexic cnut

You’d think she’d give the bottom of that sliding door a wipe…filthy cow.

Wasn’t she on Johnny Saucepants’ inland ocean going yacht, before @Eric Cuntman killed him the first time? I’d quite like to have her benefit from my ‘prong d’amour’ of a kidney-wiper too.

The same could be said about your Y-fronts. Lol.

I’m all over the place right now. It may be so…standby.

I’ve never rimmed Bill, honest.

Not to mention them schoolyard netball cunts that together with the spastic ‘Lionesses’ seem to occupy 90% of the BBC Sports site. Woke wankers. 5 of the remaining 10% is of course about the faecal ferret that is Tom Daley and his much anticipated comeback. I’ll masturbate like a demented gibbon if the cunt snaps his disgusting spine.

A lot easier to do in such a remote part of Oz than it is to do on an overcrowded island on the edge of Europe though, Doc. Particularly if you factor in that the same island was being run by the most incompetent, corrupt and clueless government in recent memory. Anyway, fuck Billy…I’ve never been a fan tbh. 😏

I’m going to have to disengage, Bill. Aside from work ‘ramping up’ I’m getting shit from the human carbuncle that I married. Over dinner with friends the other night she was telling them about me ‘wasting my time ‘ on CC. I regaled our friends with the merits of the place and some of the funnier comments made on here and the subjects for cunting. A couple of my pals were quite interested in checking the site out. Until rent-a-gob wife announced…’they all think they’re clever cunts but it’s a woman called Mrs Roops who slaps them like the naughty little retarded schoolboys that they really are when they step out of line!’ What is it with this ‘sisterhood’ bollocks these cunts have got going on? Anyway, I’m laying low for a bit…unless I go for that deliberate ban thing again. Sail on…bro!

Very good.

I note that ‘fan boi’ is the new ‘stay calm’ and ‘whataboutery.’ Looks like an expansive vocabulary isn’t a requirement for MENSA membership or to be a leading industrialist these days. I’ll kick it out of her. Standby for her next interjection…during business hours of course, Sunday’s always a busy day for her, what with the peeling and prepping for the roast dinner followed by the dishes of course.

Sorry to be pedantic, but it’s ‘mano a mano’ you pretentious pseud. Remember the longest day in Finland? Well, here we have it in all its tiresome glory. A series of tirades about my domestic sexual performance (ban yourself) and then homosexual inferences with other members. I don’t see any other mods getting themselves into the shit like this. Don’t you think you’d be best placed to resign your esteemed status and merely take your chances on here as a punter? Then you could really be torn a new one. Do fuck off, there’s a good girl.

Tantamount to Ian Huntley calling you a ‘neglectful school janitor!’ Filthy, dwarf wrong ‘un.

Calling @Stubby Pecker to the board.

I’m getting half a lamb next week from a mate of mine up in Yorkshire. Grass fed and all that, £10 just the butchering fees. Mrs Cnut won’t eat it now because my mate, who’s a Cunt, sent her a picture of it pre-slaughter saying ‘why me you bastards?’ I sincerely hope it’s that stupid cunt @ProfB.

It’s the cunt’s party piece. He does it on all of them. Have you seen the epileptic drummer doing Girl from Ipanema?

I must admit, I posted it through gritted teeth. It still makes me laugh like a hyena on coke.

Is that a fact. Take a look at this retarded cunt…

And yet, here you are only 24hours earlier, ‘trawling’ through a thread that was five months older? Hypocritical lying little mare. You can always tell when personal abuse makes up most of your retorts, that you are rattled to fuck and your much acknowledged thin-skin comes into the spotlight. One thing has come from this exchange, your tiresome vocabulary has been corrected and you’ll think very carefully before using the razor-like barbs of ‘whataboutery’ and ‘stay warm’ again. You’re a piece of cake, honey. On 13/05/2021 at 14:08, Dyslexic cnut said: It wasn’t even that extensive. It was the actual acronym of two, higher education qualifications which I thought was only fair as I’d ridiculed hers and she had asked for them. ‘CV?’...’potted’ or otherwise is complete bollocks and she knows it. She’s probably busy washing congealed orange peel out of her 1970’s clungebush.

Out of interest, how does an ‘incident’ occur in a virtual world? Also, will you be wintering somewhere warm as you have no pullover? You stupid little cunt.

Only one leg of your pyjamas are striped.

Any wonder the economy is struggling whilst the country’s leading academic/scientist/engineer/entrepreneur/medical practitioner and supercar designer is tramping through the green belt taking open-air minge pics? Do fuck off.

I’m more than happy to. At one point you were forced to climb down. No CV at all, just a reply to a specific request that you had made. As for assuming what I ‘intended to imply,’ do we now need to add ‘mind reader’ to your growing list of professional achievements (which are clearly utter bullshit…you’ve got ‘HR trainee’ written all over you, love.) You’re a liar at heart, Roops as I’ve stated, there can be no sensible discussion or debate with a liar. Now, in the UK, it’s still very much ‘business hours’ so unless you’re overseas again (🤔) explain why you’re still on here and have been for most of the morning. Do endeavour to tell the truth now, you may even grow to like it.