Dyslexic cnut

The former…I’m not without taste.

Fingered it, late 70’s. Had to do it through a hole in a bedsheet. Grateful, fairly tight but pungent, as I recall. Did Glenda Jackson the same day. More batter out of Glenda to be honest but that’s Oscar winners for you, in my experience.

Aah… Michael J Fox…great at making martinis, dreadful at shoplifting tambourines. Lol.

He clearly does. The man’s a saint.

Qualitah.

See if @King Billy will make you an offer for her. He bought my Ukrainian refugee woman last year and she’s been trouble-free and a decent earner for him, in fact, he’s just had her rebored. Is the wife grateful?

You’re a saint, Michael, and it’s quite impressive to hear about your devotion and clear affection for your immobile and spasticated bride. I had no such generosity from my ex who was an utterly evil little cuntess. I remember asking her once wether she would care for me should I ever become wheelchair bound and physically compromised. Now bare in my mind she was a senior career nurse so one would assume a vocationally caring person by nature. Do you know what she replied? I’ll tell you. She said that she would happily wheel me to the bar of my local everyday and order my favourite pint for me, indeed, she’d happily pay for it. She would then position me 19” from the said pint and then provide me with an 18” straw. Mrs Hunt doesn’t know she’s born. A fair wind to you both.

I’m a Francophile, Withers. Not a Frankophile which is basically a Rolf Kleftiko hybrid Cunt.

H.R. doesn’t mean ‘Helmet Re-assignment.’

Correct. Cuntess.

I would, but unlike @Mrs Roops, I’m no serf/employee.

One sickening little cunt he is. The claw hammer is too good for him, and no mistake.

If ever a bunch of cunts needed putting on notice it is these horrible bastards. Empire building parasites who have changed the working environment for the worse for millions of people, with no discernible talent or qualifications to do the same. I despise these shitbags along with the other worthless wankers, the ‘Risk and Safety’ gobshites. The guardians of woke and diversity, the enforcers of everything shite in the workplace, who in the last twenty years or so have taken over at Director level and have gained power far beyond their abilities or skill. Their answer to anything is ‘sack them!’ Well, it looked like they picked on the wrong cunt this time. Vive la France…I say. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-65890869

I think he got them at Mothercare on the Old Kent Rd. I saw them in the window last week. Weirdly, @Carl Sway was loitering inside too.

You have ‘employers?’ You utter tramp. Raise your game, serf.

Thought that would appeal to you…deviant.

‘Badminton?’ You must be the first lesbian pikey-bird in history. Fuck off.

The modern day pioneer of populism. Before Trump, Bolsanoro, Boris and even Farage whom he spawned. What a legacy. Filthy spick Cunt. I hope the end was agonising.

Very good, and fuck off.

Absolutely spot on. I spent my first eighteen months on here determinedly leaving this Bloke alone and even went into battle for it. The steel toe-capped bruises administered to my endometrium still smart. Then he shit on me. I’ll be relentless in having this pointless site-polluting tranny hoofed at every opportunity. Snuggling up to every no-mark that appears on these pages sickens me. I want him stage 5’d.

Sad loss MC. I hope he’s not dead. PM the cunt. You’re meant to be his puppet master or I remember you being accused of the same by some wankers on here.

Clutch master cylinder squeak on daughter’s car. Mech smeared copper grease on the linkage then left the motor to bake in the sun all day. I picked the wheels up…drip, drip, drip. Stupid grease monkey cunt. £250 for her exhaust to be replaced, £200 on trabs… which I hated anyway. It’d been cheaper taking it to @Ape™️ who quoted me £300 for the job but I’m sure he wouldn’t have fucked me trabs up with Skydrol.

Home-abandoning, orphan-maker.

The wife bought me a pair of them ‘On Runner’ things for knocking on £200. Pile of cunt. Sadly I managed to fuck them up with copper-slip after a week. Sad innit?

‘Dizzy.’ Real cutting-edge stuff. ‘Like-swapping’ between two of the Corner’s worst posters. Do fuck off.