Dyslexic cnut

7 bastard pm? Cunt’s basically teetotal.

Amateur poof.

She’s at Beamish buying a ‘new fancy kitchen.’ 🤷🏿

Kills. I take it all back.

3 hours ahead of you Mullo.

JPS or JSP?

No game LM. My wife’s from Sunderland and I’ve reported him many times. It’s about time someone kicked his one Geordie testicle off. I’m with you. Get him twatted.

Superb. Kill him LM…no cunt likes him anyway.

Oops Apocolypse.

I had a similar outbreak a month before I sold you that refugee in good faith. Have you been sampling the product?

Tell me that’s not you? Blackheads?

Noted. Can he be set on @Carl Sway?

Thought this cunt was good?

Never mind this shit, Doc. Mrs Cnut opened a bottle of ‘5 Crimes’ wine from down your way. Utter shite. The theme is that the bottle’s label has a sepia picture of a deported crim from days gone by, and if you scan the code the Cunt comes to life and tells you why he was deported and how he got 70 years for borrowing half a spud. I wouldn’t sprinkle it on my chips if I’m being honest. Is this what’s become of that floating cow-pat of a detention centre…flogging cheapshite wine via tales of colonial oppression? Ned Kelly was a cunt.

Rumour has it that you were a decent contributor back in the day. What happened?

Temper your output. You’re like a newbie, thrashing about you stupid faux cunt. I’d like you to stay as at least you raise a grin but you know where you’re heading. Lol & fuck off.

Generous. A dog with no nose can smell it happening. @and?

I’ll bet you a tenor you could.

Well, he did water lilies.

That’s about three consecutive posts that haven’t mentioned how shit the UK is or Brexit, Doc. At this rate your new bromance with @PANZER MURPHY will be short lived.

Late 80’s, arid clout as I recall. Broke a thumb nail. She’s a Bacardi girl and Rory Bremner’s refused to speak to me ever since.

@and’s ears have just pricked as he thinks you’re referring to a Chihuahua’s foot. Lol.

My forefinger has encountered this issue, mid-80s mainly.

Punctuate or your insult carries no weight. You utter moron.

Eh?