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Dyslexic cnut

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  1. Do some homework on what is and what was a ‘D’ notice, Doc. I like you, be grateful, but do get fucked and cancer.
  2. ‘Never-had-a-girlfriend’…simple but succinct. I’ve put that in the bank …👌
  3. I’ve got a genuine 1970 TAG Monaco, Frank…McQueen wore it twice…he was left-handed btw. Wanna pic? Also, die in a hot fire.
  4. Not equipped to answer this. I was violently opposed to the processional nature of this sport and abused @Roadkill and @Old Chap Raasclaat way back. Then I watched that Netflix thing and magnanimously apologised to both of them cunts. To my laymen mentality, put them all in the same cars and let’s see who the best driver is…simples. Unless you want to go down the vile corrupt ways of the Premier League where they really only want to see one of six teams win anything because of clicks from oriental websites.
  5. @King Billy’s endorsement of this retard is odd and hopefully ironic. I’ve blocked the wanker as he’s fucking awful. I hope he gets his stage 4 letter later today.
  6. Nice to finally see where and how you are spending funds which should’ve been for Mam. Derelict cunt.
  7. The only red stripe he’ll get is if she’s got another anal fissure.
  8. I’ve just had the wife’s Mackem mother here for a week, Eric. She’s a walnut-faced cuntess that I can’t understand. I call her Bernie Warhol because she looks like a cross between Ecclestone and Andy. Originally I thought she owned a lot of land up there as she was always banging on about her farms. After I tied the knot I found out that the stupid ugly cuntess was obsessed with something called ‘Farmville’ which is a virtual farm game. I was fucking mortified, frankly…and now I’m fucked. She hasn’t got a pot to piss in.
  9. You’d only do that once in my house. I’d have it spot-welded through your fuckng nose.
  10. A quimlicker who was promoted on the back of ‘wimmin’s quotas!’ Oh the fucking irony of it all. The country went to hell on the day they gave you washerwomen the vote. Fuck off and rear your kids…you wanted them, the boys were merely getting a shag. You reap what you sow.
  11. Do you think that coffin emoji is appropriate you vile twat?
  12. There”s something of the laudable about you, E. I’ve seen you single-handedly keep this place afloat, maintaining interest and ‘log-on ability’ when times are shite and the site polluted by talentless shitcunts. @Ape™️ is on the LB and has stirred from his slumber as has Killa. Who knows….the place might recover. With all due sycophancy etc…
  13. The graceful lady in question died three weeks ago. Mike PM’d some of us and some of us attended the funeral. Would you care to delete this comment in the interests of good taste, you squalid fucking spastic runt?
  14. Why comment on pugilism, Francesca? Surely your only interest is in the chance of getting battered around the ring. Lol.
  15. You’re French. You were born ‘tired.’
  16. Did it smart, for a day or two…Frankie the Ferret?
  17. Aaaaaahhhh… the old ‘Webley Hurricane rifle’ trap that you & that terrible cunt @Ape™️ once tried to lure me into…when I was a baby?
  18. They should charge the darkies with criminal damage…to the pool filter.
  19. I’d happily ‘touch’ a few of your’s…with a meat cleaver.
  20. Last time she had a period, Clement Attlee was in charge. We got the NHS shortly after. Coincidence?
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