Dyslexic cnut

Fucking pikey cuntess bitch never gave me a like when I stuck up for her. Baws is clearly taking the piss Jake.

I’d have been through it myself, had it been anywhere near presentable. It’s ungooseable Bill, not even the Raping Red Army would go there. The wife clearly hand-picked it.

She’s the best tart on here…fairplay.

Bill. Our refugee is about to get fucked off after being here for nearly three hideous months. Mrs Cnut hates her. There was a skid mark left in the master bathroom bog that the wife ‘monitored’ for three fucking days, the fucker goes through a whole bog roll a day and the wife’s become so obsessed that she’s timing her showers (3 a day now!) Her record is a 21 minute shower ffs! She speaks decent English but asked the wife to ‘paint her head’ yesterday! I haven’t got the nerve to tell the wife, but I’m also concerned about the refugee’s diet, her gussets taste distinctly salty. I’m fucked here mate, I’ve even broken a promise that I made to Ape last year and I’m back on the ale. PM me with any ideas.

Francis. You’re completely untouchable with such heavy-hitters on board. Looks like you’ve cornered the ‘low hanging fruit’ market. It really is over for you here.

Is it though? Engage with the man…dialogue will be a salvation, of sorts.

Nom or video otherwise you’re an echo from 2017-ish. Get the fuck on with it. Dead Dago.

I’m sailing from Port Cassafiere to St. Gilles in early September, Francis. Make sure you’re gone by then or that gay dog is getting barbecued and you’ll end up like Kirsty McColl.

Christ.

Sulking? Dead bloke?

It’s fairly clear from this that the child protection and social services in Canada are as useless as they are in the UK. There is a plethora of these cunts, given airtime and press coverage, actively advocating this bizarre, twisted version of parenthood and suggesting that the traditional and normal concept of gender and parenting is in fact, child abuse. It was pointed out to one of these deviants this morning on Times radio, that in a normal nursery the boys will gravitate to playing with cars and scrapping whilst the girls tend to play more quietly and less aggressively with dolls and the like. ‘This is not natural…it’s forced behaviour and an indicator of parental child cruelty’ screamed the twisted pervert male ‘mother’ being interviewed, ‘they shouldn’t be called ‘babies’ call them ‘theybies.’’ Look at the fucking state of this mental defective’s kid. If that’s not child cruelty I’m fucked if I know what is. What chance has this young lad got in any normal schooling environment with a skinhead, piercings and a fucking frock on? He’s (quite rightly) gonna get the shit hoofed out of him. I’ll bet the poor little cunt really looks forward to Parent’s evening. I’m mellowing and becoming more tolerant as I get older, so bearing that in mind and in the interests of fair mindedness, I’d like to suggest that all of these warped fuckcunts be rounded up, on live tv, and their parents be forced to torch them, then butcher them and then cook them into any particular dish that they’d prefer, then eat them. In fact, I’d get them fat Hairy Biker poofs to judge it and the winning parents get to live…for a bit. Off to buy a new (shockproof) radio now. Cunts. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2020/jul/08/parent-raising-gender-free-child

I don’t know so much.

Francis. I don’t know how to break this to you, but here goes. Last week, when I PM’d @Wolfie out of boredom, to suggest that we orchestrate a bogus feud to see if we could flush you out, I didn’t ever think it would work. I was wrong and he was right. For a member of such longevity and talent, kindly explain how you fell, novice-like, into such a blatant trap? Make it good…your answer will dictate your future here.

Neil, true story. I fingered her in the mid-70’s and she split the cuticle on my right middle finger that never ever grew straight after that. If I’m honest, she had a musty quim but she did get the ale in. Fairplay.

I see that Premier League players are not ‘taking the knee’ anymore. Does that mean it’s okay to start throwing bananas again? Asking for Eric.

Can anything be done about the PM bombardment from these weird cunts? I’m getting bored with the ‘mother/anal/shit/vagina/paedo/incest’ messages from random gobshites and it’s clear that other members are being subjected to this irritating crap.

Nobody as this is not an aural medium. Fill your boots, shitcunt…the clock is ticking.

Please tell me you’re not in Cape Verde? If you are, pass on my regards to @Trucking Funt…he’ll be at the Hilton, all inclusive.

…and so, farewell.

Two talented cunts falling out. What’s not to like. Despite our recent spat, I like the Wolf. However, you’re getting twatted here. Step back and regroup. Move on.

Hadaway and shite.

Anytime of the day, just before you select R4 on your radio, ask yourself this question. Will it be ‘gay or black or wimmin’s issues being discussed?’ By my calculations and extensive research there’s precisely a 92-95% chance that it will be one of the three. Which, oddly, is their FM frequency band. Spooky eh?

This cunt is indulging in a very dangerous activity, here. He could’ve had that hot pan over. Irresponsible idiot, leaving the handle sticking out like that. Is this how that kid ended up in a coma?

Sounds like a dreadful overreaction, Bill. However, was Donald noirish?

Ouch…😉