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Dyslexic cnut

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  1. You can stay here. I’m fucking off on Thursday. You’ll probably hit it off with our visitor, after all, she’s unjabbed and your teeth are Eastern European.
  2. The biometric identification system can take up to two months AFTER these fuckers arrive. So there is no real checks done and some, obviously not all, are genuinely taking the piss and these particular cunts appear to be on a free European tour, lining their pockets as they go. Birkenhead’s fucking pushing it a bit fuckin far imho….
  3. If only she was Uncle Ape. Next Friday, sadly. Next door but one put a family of five of these fuckers up in their recently dead dad’s three bed semi. Nice house. He gave them £500 and the £350 that the govt. give the sponsor every month. They qualified for Universal credit, got mobile phones with SIM cards, allocated a Doctor/dentist and a bank account with £200/person opened (paid for by the govt.) The neighbours were bombarded, in the first 3 days by the 32year old mother/wife demanding a newer vacuum cleaner, a new dishwasher (mould apparently) darker curtains etc etc. My neighbour did all that they requested. There’s a Ukranian support group of around 200 of them at our local rugby club but this bint wouldn’t go. The kids were all placed at very good schools and clothed by gifts from various shops and the kids were provided with bikes. This bitch then lambasted my neighbour on a FB support group as an oppressive landlord trying to exploit her and her family. He’s been slaughtered (by Brits) for his ‘conduct.’ The council inspectors revisited him and dismissed all of her bullshit claims, the house is very nice, furnished and clean and the Ukranian is a crank. They fucked off midweek back to Poland without informing him and trashed the gaff. Turns out, they were from a village in the far west of the country that hadn’t so much as smelled a bullet, spent a month in Cyprus before coming here and are now attempting to get into the US! Bunch of cunts. I’ve been to the support group thing this morning. Fucking Ukranian goddess central…I was walking around with a semi…true! Then I heard the ‘Bullseye’ theme tune…
  4. You’re a Geordie, I’d suggest that the only thing you’ve ever ‘wiped the floor’ with are your knuckles. Get fucked.
  5. I know the drill. This cow is destroying the site with her constant bickering. If I want an unnecessary row, I can speak to Mrs Cnut. Sycophancy barbs aside, nice to have you back. Now, fuck off and drink Skydrol.
  6. Salty reeds. Admit it, boghopper, You’ve been licking my unborns for eighteen years.
  7. If he did, it’s halitosis that killed the mediocre Greek cunt.
  8. I sold it to them in 2004. I made it from dried semen. Think on that, spudcoon.
  9. Are you a bit emotional today because Frank’s officially dead? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-61514850
  10. Paeds United, Bumingham City, Scuttersfield Town, Cackrington Stanley, Frottingham Forest, Fillingham, Bumderland, Lickombe Wanderers, Sorehampton, Cockdale, Plymouth Arsegyle, Pooport County, Cocksford United, Lezster City, Felchenham Town, Bentford, Rotherim United, Peterbummer United, Liverpoo-stabbing gay cunts FC. Fuck off.
  11. Give her what she wants, Billy…your meaty orange prong up the dirt box. She won’t leave you alone until you do mate. I’ve seen tired old hags play this card before. Get it over with, for the sake of the members.
  12. You’re working my corner, Gypps…knock it off.
  13. ‘White Ace’ and ‘fuck’s.’ Otherwise, quite correct, Major.
  14. I’ve fingered her. Lost me sovereign ring, watch & cufflinks. She got the ale in too…during.
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