Dyslexic cnut

Needy sycophant.

Gaymosexual.

Cunt.

Will you be on the yellow later tonight?

Fuck off.

Stuart Lubbock’s parents.

I see you @cuntspotter…tell the truth. You’re in a bush with a rifle, waiting for Punkers to appear.

What, like, you can ride a bike on you?

I believe he got caught digging up @Ape™️’s mates’ patios tonight whilst still under licence.

Eric, this aside, 12 months for LB manipulation? Wasn’t it @cuntspotter that Punkers banged up the LB? He is a funny lunatic, let’s be honest.

Well, it is a wank holiday to be fair.

What, like @Jake The Muss?

Did you beat it, Withers?

Is he a wedding dress repairer?

Odd innit? She’s been pestered by many to let the deviant back and has steadfastly refused to reveal his crime(s). Fairplay , I thought, she’s respecting some honourable form of confidentiality regarding individual members’ offences. Yet the barmy bitch announces his ban is over ‘publicly?’ She’s something of a two-faced, hypocritical cuntess and no mistake.

You stupid fucking cow. It’s time you fucked off for a year…or more. Hand your uniform in on the way out. Welcome back Punkers…you bent, Catholic shithead.

Fuck me Timbo. Are you posting from a fuckin Tardis or summat?

Sometimes you can be a terrible cunt. I fuckin loved that job.

Anyone who reaches retirement age and hasn’t managed to accrue sufficient income to negate the requirement for public transport should be hacked to death in public. Then torched. Peasant-wagon filth.

PM @Neil.

I changed it out of respect and sycophancy…etc. Stalky twat.

Shut your deceased fucking mouth. Necrophile.

I got dragged to the theatre to watch that pile of cunt. Fucking ridiculous cunts prancing around for two fucking hours as a horse puppet thing. Twattery at its most boring. Michael Morpurgo’s a cunt.

Eh? So fuckin what, shitcunt?

There’s a 200 year boozer in Prestbury, near our gaff with the same name. It’s been forced to change its name now. This in a very affluent area of Cheshire that is very resistant to change. They’ve stopped streetlights in the village for decades now. It’s now called ‘The Cotton Pickers Arms.’