Dyslexic cnut
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So she’s a tad musty, quimwise?
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Straight question. Do you spend much time in the bush?
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With that stolen, British taxpayer funded, lucrative pension you’d think you’d have someone do it for her. Mrs Cnut has her talons done professionally you cheap Cunt. Admittedly it’s at Cammell Lairds, mind.
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Are you still ocean sailing, 275 miles inland, mate?
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Well fuck me!
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Google ‘raped sausage dog’ and turn the volume up. Uncanny innit?
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Your Abbo wife will crayon on it. Then you’ll have to keep it and do indigenous tours around the mystic settee. Fuck off.
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IOU1L. However, is that the sound of a creaky mechanism, or a daschund being penetrated?
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Where the fuck are you staying? Separate beds, semen stained teddy bear, William Morris decor and a 1980s 24” lifty telly? Send my regards to @PANZER MURPHY and enjoy your breakfast spuds. You peasant-cunt.
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Fuck me. This NHS thief is 9000 miles away and he can still have a clearer view of what’s going on in this filth media country than its inhabitants. Fuck off with the Sun serenades ffs!
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‘Cock Benevolently Donated?’ You tell me, mister.
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There’s a Labrador behind that flower-bed.
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I predict that this will be the first of many…
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Is it true that when your psychiatrist asked you to lie on his couch you asked for a stool? Lol…and fuck off.
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I have a mate who buys the Daily Mail everyday for the crossword. He got banned from the local newsagents for repeatedly asking for a copy of Paedophile Weekly to hide the Mail in, to avoid ridicule.
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Spot on.
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Grammar-checking? Is that all that’s left of you, Francis? Cunt.
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There it is again. Yet another wank reference…from a wanker.
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She’s breathing.
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Lineker couldn’t head a bus queue, ffs.
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Yet another ejaculatory reference. Disturbed cunt.
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There it is again. Get help, wrong ‘un.
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Hello hello hello what's all this then? A crime? Fuck that
Dyslexic cnut replied to camberwell gypsy's topic in The Corner
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Shut your laryngeal prominence, lad.
