Dyslexic cnut

‘The Roof’ being a 6’6” puffter from Cork?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

What the fucking pastel are you on about?

I work for the Royal Mail, I like to make a post impression on people.

I know things are bad but there’s no need to panic. I’ll just treat this problem like my mattress…and sleep on it.

It’s Dali my fault…etc.

That’s just made me bristle. Fuck Van Gogh.

I’ve thought this Manet times.

Can you tow a Caravanggio with one of them? Asking for Gyps.

So…what are you Goya do about it?

I’m not bothered either way. Him & I have never really got on. The thing that puzzles me is…the bloke never really mentions you. On the other hand…

Munch as I appreciate your concern, it Matisse not to me.

Silver-tongued lothario.

Is @Carl Sway in it?

Free…head…rent.

No. She’s bought a Hockney cab which we all know is a tight little Turner. Lol…etc.

Looks to me like Homebase are trying to whitewash and gloss over this. Admittedly, she’s as fragile as an eggshell, but it was all over the matt and it would’ve been worse if someone had satin it. Fuck off.

Trust me, the hooded sickle-wielder is shadowing him. The eye is milky, the meds have failed, the posts are getting more unintelligible. Make the most of him, he’s not long for this place.

Interesting. How many kgs of salt would be needed to cover Ireland? There’s a pleasing thought. The most efficient way of eradicating slugs would rid us of spudcoons.

Can’t be long now, Pen.

Be nice to him, Bill. He’s learned a new word today and he’s excited.

Plot…lost.

It’s not the post that I’ve ‘liked’ it’s so dreadful that I’m merely acknowledging the idea that it’s probably been brought about by your cancer drugs failing at last. Hopefully your agony and clearly diminishing faculties are what’s being manifested in your recent posts. Sleep peacefully, Pen…soon. Now walk towards the light you cunt, glans in hand.

Twitter.

I smell one of two things here. (1) you were at a boarding school. (2) you’re telling fibs. Either way, you’re something of a cunt, ‘Doc.’ Incidentally, I’m not sure that anyone comprehends Reading. Lol.