Dyslexic cnut

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Shit off with your moaning Harold. You’re getting like ‘Piggy’ from Lord Of The Flies.

I can’t see that tedious little bellsniff and I never will be able to. Ever.

40 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Was this a promising nom? Oh I’m sorry, I thought it was yet another dull, tedious and generally fucking shit outpouring from elc.

I can’t see the wank little bastard and I never will be able to.

16 hours ago, Frank said:

Well observed. Poor old DC.. always two steps behind. 

If I had Pen liking my every utterance on here, I’d seriously consider leaving and/or suicide. A troll, trolling a troll…wanker.

1 hour ago, Frank said:

23 posts in since your return and still no whiff of the leaderboard, you dopey fucking cunt. 

Lol lol lolz. 

Oh the fucking irony…

7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

“D notice” might have not been right without a national security angle. But the omertà in the UK media amounts to pretty much the same thing. It’s cracking though, it seems.

Get fucked yourself, and may you soon experience the terror of a rip-roaring penile cancer. 

I’m female you stupid cunt.

12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I clearly missed my calling. 

Do some homework on what is and what was a ‘D’ notice, Doc. I like you, be grateful, but do get fucked and cancer.

9 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

You obviously think she'd like a shit sniffing, eating and collecting, never had a girlfriend cunt like you then. Lol. 

It's makes me laugh how obsessed you are, literally replying to every post I make. 

You big fucking girl and faggot to boot. 

Fuck off. 

‘Never-had-a-girlfriend’…simple but succinct. I’ve put that in the bank …👌

4 hours ago, Frank said:

Considering the opening two races this season have been held on a Saturday, you might consider getting your thick bullshitting toothless nut the fuck off my thread. 

 

I’ve got a genuine 1970 TAG Monaco, Frank…McQueen wore it twice…he was left-handed btw. Wanna pic? Also, die in a hot fire.

Not equipped to answer this. I was violently opposed to the processional nature of this sport and abused @Roadkill and @Old Chap Raasclaat way back. Then I watched that Netflix thing and magnanimously apologised to both of them cunts. To my laymen mentality, put them all in the same cars and let’s see who the best driver is…simples. Unless you want to go down the vile corrupt ways of the Premier League where they really only want to see one of six teams win anything because of clicks from oriental websites.

3 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Each time I read one of your posts, it feels as though I'm looking at a cyber cock. 

And I'm fairly certain that if Pen uploaded a photo of her penis, the monopoly of shock, horror and awe would swing greatly in favour of the male genitalia.

It's over for you here, elc. You didn't cut the mustard - and I very much doubt you ever will, you bizarre, weird little old man. Be gone.

@King Billy’s endorsement of this retard is odd and hopefully ironic. I’ve blocked the wanker as he’s fucking awful. I hope he gets his stage 4 letter later today. 

21 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Naturally. Corporations are happy to put a premium price on items due to their brand name and illusion of quality despite being built with sub par individual components.

Japan is famed particularly for the very high quality of their capacitors, however Japanese companies (like the rest of the world) are increasingly outsourcing manufacturing to China.

You think China and Taiwan are pissy at each other, but China can't get enough of cheap, low quality, Taiwanese capacitors - it's their new opium.

I had a power supply for my old PC made by SeaSonic - a company inundated with reviews of high quality products made in Japan - however this one specific model had been quietly outsourced to China for manufacture, built with the cheapest Chinkie components and proudly stamped with the official company logo. It blew up after six weeks and fried the motherboard, CPU and half of the RAM.

The personal computer industry as a whole suffered similar quality of product issues in the late 90's and early 00's - especially companies like DELL and IBM - who knowingly cut corners on millions of their base models often sold in bulk to other companies.

A lot of this old electrical shite finds it's way back to China and ends up cannibalised on the cheap for components to be used in new "premium" products.

Nice to finally see where and how you are spending funds which should’ve been for Mam. Derelict cunt.

4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Come on DC. You wouldn’t expect her to leave any jewellery, or tbh anything of value lying around in the house, with Eddie prowling about looking for anything that Cash Converters would give him the price of a can of Red Stripe for?

The only red stripe he’ll get is if she’s got another anal fissure.

4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

A smart move Luv. You wouldn’t want it flying off mid wank and KOing the ‘old man’ before you’d finished telling him that he was experiencing the greatest ‘hand job’ ever since hands became a thing.

…during business hours.

4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

@Roadkill might be able to hook you up. He runs elocution classes for mackems.

I’ve just had the wife’s Mackem mother here for a week, Eric. She’s a walnut-faced cuntess that I can’t understand. I call her Bernie Warhol because she looks like a cross between Ecclestone and Andy. Originally I thought she owned a lot of land up there as she was always banging on about her farms. After I tied the knot I found out that the stupid ugly cuntess was obsessed with something called ‘Farmville’ which is a virtual farm game. I was fucking mortified, frankly…and now I’m fucked. She hasn’t got a pot to piss in.

5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Its sad when one of The Corner's more lucid commentators goes into full-blown bacofoil mode based on nothing in particular.

As I recall the Place PR machine made it quite clear that there would be no running commentary on the PoW's health and that no public engagements was expected 'til Easter.

As for Mother's Day image this was obviously not taken by a court or professional photographer as the focusing and white balance is off par.

I suspect the PoW's did the visual arranging (by all accounts she is an accomplished snapper) as the composition follows the "rule of thirds" and her husband took the capture with the camera's autofocus switched on.

As for not wearing a wedding ring - so fucking what? Plenty of wives divest jewellery, especially rings when at home - me included.

 

You’d only do that once in my house. I’d have it spot-welded through your fuckng nose.

5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

The image was taken when scores of women were manhandled, assaulted, arrested and bussed off to the nick for holding a peaceful vigil after it was announced that Sarah Everard has been kidnapped and murdered by PC Wayne Couzens of the Metropolitan Police's finest. The Met eventually made a grovelling apology and paid compensation. The event was the final nail in Met Police Commissioner Cressida Dick's coffin who resigned shortly after.

A quimlicker who was promoted on the back of ‘wimmin’s quotas!’ Oh the fucking irony of it all. The country went to hell on the day they gave you washerwomen the vote. Fuck off and rear your kids…you wanted them, the boys were merely getting a shag. You reap what you sow.

2 hours ago, Frank said:

 

 

Could you be more shit? 

2 minutes ago, Frank said:

@Mike Hunt I don’t believe much of what I read on these pages, however, DC is one of the few that has no skin in the game. Is Mrs Hunt dead already? ⚰️

Do you think that coffin emoji is appropriate you vile twat?

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

A race of people who torture puppies to death in order to improve the ‘flavour’, are a long fucking way from my definition of ‘alright’.

 Fuck those evil little savages and their upside down mongoloid faces. 

There”s something of the laudable about you, E. I’ve seen you single-handedly keep this place afloat, maintaining interest and ‘log-on ability’ when times are shite and the site polluted by talentless shitcunts. @Ape™️ is on the LB and has stirred from his slumber as has Killa. Who knows….the place might recover. With all due sycophancy etc…

16 minutes ago, Frank said:

Mike!.. I completely forgot about you and your alcoholic and disabled wife. Is she keeping her chin up? 

The graceful lady in question died three weeks ago. Mike PM’d some of us and some of us attended the funeral. Would you care to delete this comment in the interests of good taste, you squalid fucking spastic runt?

23 minutes ago, Frank said:

Is where it’s at. During the post-match interview with dipshit AJ last night, he repeatedly flipped his tongue over his lower lip, mid sentence, creating a sort of tribal 1970s Motown underwater telephone ring. Why would anyone do that? 

 

 

Why comment on pugilism, Francesca? Surely your only interest is in the chance of getting battered around the ring. Lol.

5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

It’s worth noting that the unfortunate Stuart Lubbock was, as far as we know, not cable-tied during his visit to the Barrymore pool. In fact I’m not sure we can learn much from the case of a young father found floating in the small hours with drugs in his bloodstream and his arsehole busted wide open like the Japanese flag. Or, come to think of it, a Hot-Spot. 

Awight?

Dreadful. Do it again.

2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

God I'm tired now.

You’re French. You were born ‘tired.’

5 hours ago, Frank said:

It's the thickness of their skin pigmentation. Almost four times thicker than the Caucasian.

Did it smart, for a day or two…Frankie the Ferret?

22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

They would have found a Webley Hurricane, a Black Widow catapult, a snapped off rubber-duck CB aerial (close combat option) and a couple of heavily wanked over copies of Parade and Razzle if they’d searched my shit when I was 12.

 I was very normal.

Aaaaaahhhh… the old ‘Webley Hurricane rifle’ trap that you & that terrible cunt @Ape™️ once tried to lure me into…when I was a baby?