Dyslexic cnut

1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

I blame the parents.

I call him ‘my son’ but the truth is, he’s the step-son. HC, I never even had the pleasure of shagging the missus when she was ten years younger and worth one…I just picked up the bill for the said shag a decade later. What a fucking shit show of a life.

My son is 23 years of age. He has an Honours Degree from a reputable University in Business and Marketing and makes a pretty good living trading Bitcoin and other NFT type shit that I don’t understand.

Unfortunately, he gleans all of his political opinions from the inter webs and cunts like Andrew Tate. In short, he’ll espouse any conspiracy theory known to man. Be it JFK, Hitler was a decent man, Putin is the kind of President that the West needs, homosexuals should be killed and he’d never marry a ‘Western woman’ because they are all ‘cunts’ and Islam has it right.

The last one is a bit odd in that he seems perfectly fucking happy asking his mother to do his washing when he has a mummy-funded, brand new and serviceable washing machine and dryer in his apartment.

We bought him an air fryer as one of his Xmas presents. When we dropped his fucking washing off last week, the missus noted that his air-fryer had not been used. When she asked him why he said…’Teflon makes men gay!’ Apparently, non-stick technology is resulting in rampant homosexuality and cancer. Conversely, snorting beak, smoking weed and guzzling MDMA every weekend is a healthy option. What a fucking cunt generation of ill-informed wankers…going forward…we’re fucked with this lot.

5 hours ago, Frank said:

@Eddie

Bombers... https://streamable.com/dfxupn

Frank. Tell me you haven’t left an exhausted Angolan runner anally pummelled with bloodstains on his Ron Hill shorts, administered as he re-hydrated? You opportunistic, squalid old-screamer.

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Gideon Falter is not just any Jewish cunt, he's been Chief Exec of the Campaign Against Antisemitism since 2014. (In his world, "antisemitism" applies to Jews only, obviously.) It is evident from the video that he has set out to foment trouble, walking against a pro-Palestinian march and bumping into people deliberately. The officers were quite right to stop him doing it again, even if they didn't express themselves perfectly.

Funnily enough, Falter very seldom seems to sport a kippah in public, but was wearing one as he attempted to wade into the marchers. Must have been a belt & braces measure in case his big hook nose and superior attitude weren't enough of a giveaway already.

For balance let me add that I think that any pro-Palestinian marches should be napalmed as a matter of course. 

The bloke’s a shit-stirrer but now, the Times (front page) and others in the meedja are calling for the Head of the Met to be sacked. There are 46k police officers in the Met. They’re paid shit wages and they’ve always been the worst Force in the UK. Therefore, it will always have a percentage of idiots. One such ‘ mis-spoke’ to this conniving little cunt and now the Commissioner should be summarily dismissed. By that rationale, should a Hindu Keralan cleaner in a south of Dublin factory, move a Muslim prayer mat so that it faces west…would it be fair for the nation to then call for the sacking and public humiliation of the CEO of that huge international business and all round global industrial leader? @Mrs Roops?

28 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be more utterly shit, you pull this gem out of the hat. What the fuck possessed you to compose this travesty?

I can only see this shitcunt’s ‘work’ when I look at more worthwhile punters’ input. The question has to be, where are the fucking mods and why aren’t they stopping this site diminishing little idiot?

…and the blitzing of the site with crap goes on. Give it a rest, Frank, there’s plenty of exhausted young males, incapable of fighting you off around the finish line. Fill your filthy boots and fuck off.

37 minutes ago, Neil said:

He should have no problem finding an arms dealer in Lahore. Is one of the prizes a new watch? Does he chalk his chin? How the fuck does he use the rest?. The most important question though is Frank, how the fuck have you remembered how to create a thread after an absence of 5 years?

He’s been desperate to top the LB, Neil. He somehow sees that as an indicator of personal success, the sad, dopey half-faggot. Using the age-old and obvious tactic of flooding the place with shit posts, which failed spectacularly, he’s now spotted a drop in activity and launched his main broadside knowing that his piss-poor, crap utterings  will be dutiful admired and ‘liked’ by the pond-life of the site led by his unable deputy @Penny Farthing. The man, and his spastic cohorts are a fucking disgrace and I genuinely hope that they die soon and slowly because fuck knows, @Mrs Roops is not going to do anything about it any time soon.

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

See, that's better! My work here is done - for now.

I think you’d best take a peep at this grammatical quadriplegic’s latest offering.

2 hours ago, Frank said:

It’s a well-established technique in armless snooker throughout Lahore. Commonly known as the suck-back or ‘ واپس چوسنا’ in urdu, it provides very little advantage over able-bodied players. Look how he uses his tongue (03.12) to follow through with left side on that blue. 

You demented fuck.

3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Come on OCR, he has a point. Its fucking dull and annoying.  The woman he's talking about isn't half has grating as  Terry Yorath's beaky daughter, who seems to be on every fucking sports programme.  

Gypps, he never ‘has a point.’ He should be hounded from the site…he’s an utter buffoon who, hopefully gets arse cancer, the kind that dangles out of his shorts when he’s out so that children can hit it with sharp sticks.

7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I reckon I'm owed at least £10m in compensation because one of my very distant ancestors might have been forced to toil the land as a subsistence farmer under the runrig system, delivering 90% of their turnip crop to the evil landowner in tax. I'm not quite sure who exactly owes me that money, but I suspect it's Oprah Winfrey, she's fucking loaded.

What the fuck are you going to do with 10m quids worth of cotton and fried chicken, Bawso?

7 hours ago, Frank said:

Something's really off with the man, Pen. While I've had more than my fair share of highs and lows, poor DC's been down in the doldrums for months! Worse still, every other sentence he posts is cloaked in some kind of helmet metaphor.

I haven't seen a fellow member so on edge since the early days of Jazz. I might put him to bed over the weekend.  

I’ve cleared the decks for 3 days. Let’s go, cunthead. I can’t wait.

7 hours ago, Frank said:

Idiot.

You degenerate, utter site-trawling fucking spastic. What the fuck is wrong with you, you weird little cunt?

43 minutes ago, Frank said:

How many times have I told you to never explain? Never! You've been on this site for umpteen years and still you have no concept of the rules. 

 

Do fuck off, Frank…you helmet-flake.

23 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Just keep paying those taxes then. William is so terribly grateful for the crushed silk toilet roll you’re funding for his tattered arsehole.

Cuck. 

Do you actually think that I have any more control over government tax spending than you do over Albanese spunking your own tax dollars on Abbo”s crayon drawings? You stupid, Brit-obsessed weirdo. Grow the fuck up.

14 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

All due respect, so none, fuck off. I’ll post what I like thanks. Christ knows any semblance of quality control or self-censorship seems to be a thing of the past round here these days, so if on my infrequent visits I feel like recording an ongoing lie being peddled on the public, I will. I’m surprised by your indifference to be honest, the idea that the heir to the throne might be permitting some elaborate deception to play out while he puts his feet up between his 2 hours of public work per week should be lighting a fire in your taxpaying belly. I can only presume you and those like you are so anaesthetised by the Daily Mail that your critical thinking skills are duller than a February day in Coventry. 

Take a close look at the pictures. Is the woman passenger in the Audi, the woman at the Windsor Farmers Market, and the woman on the garden bench supposed to be the same person?

Not only are they lying to you, they’re laughing about it, too.

Apart from a triumvirate of twats, Jenny Bond, Nicholas Witchell and you, no cunt here gives a flying fuck about this. You obsessed, big hairy dog’s cock. Fuck off.

On 16/04/2024 at 11:44, Eric Cuntman said:

Curta cunt. Lol lol

He left his ‘clam shell hinges’ in a kidney dish…years ago.

1 hour ago, Frank said:

 

Fucking moron quoting yourself now. Totally shot to pieces. 

Do you want a crack in the mouth, son?

41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He is unkillable. But he’s not uncontrollable. Which is why my foot is in his arse right now. 
 If you have a better idea, please get the fuck on with it and stop fucking whining about my methodology.

PM his address and I’ll have Torquemada alias @Stubby Pecker go medieval on his degenerate arse. 

10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

That Elephant God, Ganesh. died of lung cancer by the way. Nice lad though. Stayed in our cock-loft, mid-80’s. Easiest breakfast I ever made, all he wanted was a couple of Warburton’s buns. He fucked the khazi up a few times but, fairplay, he paid his rent spot on.

Spastics allowed to survive on here, Raaso. Our vulvas got kicked in for at least a year when we joined. Fucks going on with the Big Beasts?

10 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Last time I checked I was on this site, not in it. It's no wonder you have a problem with the school system, it didn't fail you, you failed it. You thick, can't write a sentence cunt. Lol. 

Blocked it…hate it…kill the fucking spinal column out of it.

5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Are you fucking serious? Do you still think that what I said was an attack on your actual mother rather than an addition to a conversation about a fictional language from Star Trek??

 You thick fucking cunt. Get the fuck off this website you sensitive little fucking crybaby shitcunt. You make me fucking sick.

I’ve blocked it. I hate it. Kill it.

4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I'm sure Harold can identify...

 

Lazy Jock Cnut…kill this cunt.

5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Are you fucking serious? Do you still think that what I said was an attack on your actual mother rather than an addition to a conversation about a fictional language from Star Trek??

 You thick fucking cunt. Get the fuck off this website you sensitive little fucking crybaby shitcunt. You make me fucking sick.

It’s not possible to give 500 likes…otherwise. This cunt has only survived because you told myself and @Old Chap Raasclaat that he was ‘Unkillable.’ Nothing, and I mean NOTHING would make me happier and my life be richer than if you Saucepanted this retarded site-plague. I’m happy to assist, and so is our kid and our Dad.

5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Smoking, although I quit smoking around a year ago, I have to admit to liking it... The smell, smoking after a meal or sex and when pissed and or coked up a cigarette can be a necessity. Whether you like it or not, smoking is cool. Anyways, enough about me, what about Rishi Sunak proposing an effective smoking ban by raising the legal smoking age each year? The cunts in parliament are voting on it as I wrote this and no doubt many had a crafty cigarette before the vote. Fines for shops selling to underage smokers (good luck proving that) yet cigarettes brought in from abroad are allowed to be smoked. Will they search you to confirm your cigarettes are from another country? What a fucking pile of shit and yet another example of this country and its laws encroaching on our ability to enjoy and kil ourselves (if we want to). Rishi is a vegetarian and I doubt the boring cunt drinks either... I bet his stinking veggie farts cause more damage to people within his farts range than passive smoking ever would. Boris the daft cunt would never gave allowed this to even get to a vote.

I doubt Rishi will stop vaping and all the corner shops selling that synthetic shite though will he?

It's enough to make to make me want to start smoking again. 20 Embassy and a bottle of Appleton.

Utter fucking cunts.

 

 

That Elephant God, Ganesh. died of lung cancer by the way. Nice lad though. Stayed in our cock-loft, mid-80’s. Easiest breakfast I ever made, all he wanted was a couple of Warburton’s buns. He fucked the khazi up a few times but, fairplay, he paid his rent spot on.