Old Chap Raasclaat

Money doesn't buy taste Big Bollock. I imagine you take your unfortunate girlfriend out to a Harvester for a special treat dont you. Lol.

I can tell you've been spending too much time with @Penny Farthing, Harold. You've copied the demented old cunts habit of copying and pasting a newspaper link to then try and pass it off as a nomination... I appreciate you adding a picture of the annoying cunt but it's still lazy shite. I think you could do better Harold and if you can't, you should consider killing yourself.

Evening, elc. I remember you mentioning being a descendant of a goat herder somewhere on here and I can't help but think your relentless nominations, which are mostly of things that have already been nominated or variations of what you've nominated is some kind of personal Jihad against the membership here. I understand you're enthusiasm, being new here and all that but calm down and give the nominations a rest old chap, do you understand?

What's with the Tesco value baked beans avatar then? As a self confessed property magnate who earns lots of interest on his substantial savings, is this a wind up? Is it cruelly aimed at the poorer members here and society in general during this cost of living crisis? Considering you've admitted to using cherry cola as a mixer and eating Wetherspoon's Christmas dinners, I'm finding your contradicting lifestyle claims confusing.

Oi, Big Bollock. I've noticed @entitled little cunt, @Penny Farthing and now yourself almost topping the Leaderboard lately. Have I missed something? Is it 'Give the spastics a like' month on the corner or something?

Withers, you old French worm... I'm renting out a room to a (French speaking and surnamed) Swiss circus performer soon and rather tasty she is, if I don't say so myself. Any smooth French conversation starters (to get her in the mood) and wine suggestions? Or shall I whip out my massive schlong and chase her around the place, in a similar way to you getting out your little shriveled worm and chasing the Geese? Fuck off.

Harold, leave it out. @Penny Farthing is second on the leaderboard... This shocking event could signify the imminent destruction of the Corner, possibly humankind. Are you going to do anything about it?

I know what you mean SP.

I've got to say KB, your ongoing, up and down conversation with@PANZER MURPHY is a great example of peace between enemies and one the Middle East and Russia and Ukraine could learn from.

Compared to the olden pirate days, modern Jamaica is relatively peaceful KB. In my twenties, I knew Blackbeard and Sir Henry Morgan (amongst other vile types) I was called Black Caesar back then and it was the Golden age of Piracy. We were proper cut throats, would chop a man down for a cup of clean drinking water, prostitute's everywhere and a man could make unlimited fortune. Unlike today, where the the cunts in power make it harder for decent folk to get anywhere whilst lining their own pockets, can't even steal from a bank because of cameras and (a criminals best friend) good old fashioned cash is on the way out. The future is shit.

I honestly think I'd be better off hanging around some Moscow slum than Kyiv SP. Have you heard of the drink Black russian? The Russians are clearly tolerant of all things black, the Ukrainians however are disrespectful cunts. They got all funny as I was blasted out the Russian national anthem outside their Embassy in Kensington. They all drink too much Vodka anyways, Rum warms the soul and makes everybody friendly.

The Ukrainians changed the name to Kyiv after the Russian invasion apparently, thankfully the supermarkets haven't changed the spelling. I've recently got a stall on Portobello market, KB (selling traditional and Jerk Kiev's) and to show my support for the Ukrainians I've named it 'Pass the Kiev, pan di left hand side, Raas and Kiev, pan di left hand side'... Had a new sign made up and everything. Cost me £50 and It would have been a nightmare trying to tippex it and rewriting the cunt.

I'm setting you a challenge, and. Try writing your next 10 posts without mentioning Wolfie or Decimus, and also not saying Wiffles or Dickless... I would also stipulate some humour, however, you've never been capable so I'll leave that out. What do you reckon, shit sniffer/collector extraordinaire? Lol. I'm watching you.

Never mind talking shite to Pen, Big Bollock. I'm struggling to spend enough time in London and the West country, what with the cost of living crisis and not wanting squatter types like @and moving in, I've have decided to rent a room out in my London flat...to a circus performer/teacher bird lol, she does dance trapeze and contortion. Now, what do think about that then?

What? All the history of Kiev (now Kyiv) and Tel Aviv being near the ancient port of Jaffa. You would rather they didn't exist?

Are you going to fuck off to Kyiv or Tel Aviv then Harold?

I didn't want to make a song and dance about it KB, that's why I've limited celebrations to a massive bonfire in the back yard, firework's being fired at the old bill, looting along Ladbroke Grove and a drive by shooting.

CG, I've got the Tele on in the background and Emmerdale has come on. I'm wondering if Emmerdale is celebrating black History month? There are black people everywhere in it. Is it the Emmerdale Peckham spin off series? Lol.

It worries me he's walking the streets of London town... Hopefully he's in North London. I've had to resort to carrying rolled up bacon balls and a pork shoulder as weapons, should the weird cunt jump out from the shadows, smeared in dog shit for camouflage.

It does worry me that he's wondering the streets of London. Do you think he showed his 'Billingsgate Gil I'm sure it was within minutes, Wolfie. It then became pink trousers and now some black man. He's one weird fucking cunt. Lol.

Why did you change your gay, shit loving pornstar avatar @and? You will give proper answer. Lol.

As I'm sure you're aware, I don't get on with the dog shit, gay avatar loving weirdo. Lol. If he tells you the screen grab method, I'd appreciate you telling me. I'd love to get my colossal (30 likes, on a quiet week lol) leaderboard score screen grab framed with further copies distributed to friends and family. I'd also repost said screen grab, should anyone dare question my outstanding achievement. Lol. Well done @and there's nothing insecure and or pathetic about it, you're an inspiration, can you repost it? Lol.

Cheers, Guttersnipe. I'm sure I remember hearing a British copper on the Tele (after a stressful incident or something) say 'I'm so getting a McDonald's today'. As if buying that poisonous shite will do him any good and or cheer him up. If I caught some copper talking like that near me, I'd put the cunt under citizens arrest and taser his balls, to teach the cunt. I've got a good feeling about you, Guttersnipe. There has been a recent influx of proper spastics and I don't believe you're one of them. Raas is the name, feel free to PM if you need any advice or help going forward old chap.

Your self awareness is totally lacking isn't it, It's called a day off, Pen. Being comfortable enough to afford to be able to in this rip off, cost of living crisis is also something I'm grateful for. I was trying to take a leaf out of @Decimus' book and leave you alone, like he did ages ago, however such is your need for confrontation... I'll have to give you a few more kicks up the Bollocks won't I. Lol.

I have, a long time ago. It's coming up to my 3 year anniversary of providings the corner with alternative Voodoo medicine cuntings and mostly outstanding contributions, be it nominations or witty banter. Lol. In all this time, the idiots only vaguely memorable posts are pictures of food/drink and pictures of poor passers by that are totally oblivious to the Greek Freak lurking amongst them. Lol. The thing I love most is knowing how much my good self topping the Leaderboard or even being on it winds him up. I will not entertain the idiot with a response until he's on said leaderboard.