Old Chap Raasclaat

The stupid cunt is no doubt on his 9th can of Tennent's at the moment celebrating that as well. Lol.

Have you got good life insurance package DC? She could be playing the waiting game, killing you slowly over time. I'd check her paperwork and see if she taken out any extra policies recently and forged your signature etc. I've never been a big cigarette smoker to be honest (especially with the current price of 20 Embassy) more of a social (when pissed or getting pissed) smoker. It's was the hash and old school weed that had me by the balls to be honest. I quit a couple of times when younger but this time was not easy at all. After my disgraceful bender the other day and getting older, I've decided to make some positive changes.

It would actually describe renowned piss head Big Bollock quite accurately. I've noticed he's been making even more of cunt of himself recently. He's no doubt celebrating being mortgage free and the high interest rate he's getting on his Coutts account. He's loaded apparently, yet openly admits to using Cherry Coke as a mixer. Lol.

It's the quitting smoking, Withers. It's been a nightmare and although I may have the odd spliff now and again, I'm never going back to regular smoking. Give it a week and I'll be back to the Raas you know and love. Bear with me old chap.

Harold, you'll have to forgive my harsh words (I've recently quit smoking). You need to know that I've only ever wanted what's best for you 'on ere' and sadly at the moment that is killing yourself. You're clearly not a thick cunt but appear void of humour and character... I'll be closely monitoring your progress over the next few weeks and I hope you can sort yourself out.

Fucking hell, you remind of some insecure twat in a pub... Shouting 'Fucking this, fucking that' in some stupid attempt to sound like 'one of the lads'. You stupid fucking cunt. Lol.

I'm beginning to believe you've never done any fucking in your miserable life Harold. Am I right? Lol.

Are you a fucking twat?

Fucking this, fucking that. You're trying too hard again Harold. Calm down and get over your excitement at being allowed back on here. Do you understand?

I'm sick of you and Pen flooding the board with shite like this. Any cunt with even a little bit of self awareness would notice the lack of likes and/or the lack of comments and shut the fuck up. Your attempts at humour are as bad as you topic ideas and I can only come to the conclusion you're both trying to kill this website. What a parasitic pair of utter cunts you both are. I can only hope @Penny Farthing takes offence at this (as the resident transbumder ticket inspector) and takes a load of Viagra and beats you to death with his massive schlong. Stupid pair of freak cunts. Fuck right off.

Fucking hell, even your military are a load of bumders. Lol.

Whilst off my rocker the other day, I decided to pay a rare early morning visit to the corner. I regularly check the online user list to see what's trending etc only to find @Frank lurking around like some faggot on Hampstead Heath. Lol. I asked him why he's 'on ere' at that time of night/morning and rather than own his disturbing behaviour he signed out immediately. I checked again a minute or two later to see the same 'Guest' looking at the same topic. The stupid bastard thought he could sneakily carry on undetected. Lol. What a creepy cunt.

I would certainly rather any young red blooded male watch this than a bender, weirdo in a wig singing about Mike who's a 'Walnut head' or gay dancing to some poofter anthem lol. There are a disproportionate amount of Greek bumders, Frank, going way back to the days of the Senate. It's clearly in your lots DNA and you need to play your part in erradicating it. Killing yourself, although a last resort is also a step in the right direction. Fuck off. Lol.

The ambulance still hasn't arrived, the NHS is clearly nearly as fucked as I was. Lol. Only went and met up with @DonGaargonphalusflavius to ask what the fuck his game is didn't I. Anyways, he rolled a spliff, I had a bit and like him, what I then wrote made sense (to me) at the time. That's the last time I'm bothering with that cunt, the fact that I was up for three days had nothing to do with it. Lol.

Apologies for the late reply RK, I got shot at the Notting Hill carnival on the Sunday, recovered and got shot again on the Monday, what a fucking pile of cunt eh. There's killing Raas though, as I'm already dead (and aged 124). Unfortunately, I think the Harold is near impossible to kill and like @Penny Farthing has no shame and totally lacks self awareness, still daring to post here after 5000+ posts and only 300 odd likes lol... what a fucking deluded idiot. He would have earned a lot of respect had he killed Pen and killed himself shorty afterwards but it doesn't look like it'll happen. I've noticed @ChildeHarold is trying a slightly different approach and trying not be a total bellend, but he'll no doubt revert to his old self if he hasn't already... Anyways, fuck all that shit, I've been up for at least 2+ days lol and I'm beyond tired and wasted. I've got some old school rave music playing (I've shared a bit on the music thread) and I want to wake to up some of my new neighbours RK but that would be taking the piss this time of the morning right? The boring wankers have only gone and set up a fucking WhatsApp (and included me) group to discuss the Mews we live in and have been discussing some proposed building changes near us all fucking day. I mean the constant building work going on is a nuisance but it's not going to stop is it? We all objected but it appears at least our six 6 separate objections have been ignored and they being allowed to extend anyways As long as the right people get their 'free' fully paid up holdays and the odd brown envelope, they'll continue to grant planning permission for these super rich wankers. I've been ignoring their messages all day and it wouldn't surprise me if all the houses in the neighborhood collapsed (like Port Royal) anyways, what with all the cunts extending downwards to accommodate theire wine cellars, swimming pools and cinemas. I'll tell you what RK, these rich outsider bastards mostly moved here because they liked the vibe of the place, without realising they're helping to kill it and I can't fucking stand any of them. What with the lack of sleep (I'm sure I'm seeing things moving that don't seem to be there) I'm in the mood to burn there damn houses to the ground and I was wondering what you thought about it?

A rare remix that beats the original in my opinion.

Eric, the funerals all gone to shit. I knew Roops had been feeding him too much jerk chicken.

Forgive my late response CG, I've been on a flight Jamaica, as we are repatriating the body of our beloved Edward 'Eddie' Winston Clark... I haven't slept, what with organising the the nine night ceremony in Jamaica. I've also organised a 14 gun salute at Fort Charles, Port Royal and goodbye parties across the island. Eddie was a hero to the youth here, they all aspired to be an actor of his calibre... I remember fondly watching the youth walking around practicing his legendary EastEnders line 'Awwwight Pat, Carol's left me, elp me aaaht'. It was also Eddie's wish for any financial donations to be sent directly into my bank account. Thanks for creating such a thoughtful thread at this difficult time.

Can't find it on Google Frank, is it an exclusive 'pop up' Indian restaurant?

Reported. Reported.

Good old Yevgeny is a goner, lol. Don't know a lot about the now dead cunt but I remember him giving it all that on the Tele a while ago, disrespecting Putin. What a stupid now dead cunt, don't fuck with Putin, proper gangster. Lol. Wagner chief Yevgeny Prigozhin feared dead in plane crash https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12437935/Private-plane-believed-transporting-Wagner-chief-Yevgeny-Prigozhin-crashes-Russia.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton

They'll be bathing in the Ganges whilst wearing Prada next Eric. I might trash my local Indian takeaway later.