Old Chap Raasclaat

I was going to mention the women's 'Football' to you Neil. Watched a couple of games the other day and although there were some genuinely quality moments (from France) the overall level is still fucking shite. Have you noticed they don't seem to have any real (male) footballers as pundits? All women, yet the BBC/ITV seem to think women are qualified to be pundits on Match of the day, Internationals. It's a fucking disgrace, some cunt will try to promote mixed teams next. When will the first trans 'woman' win the female Ballon d'or?

You fucking cunt.

Tell me about it Big Bollock, I was sat in my London flat the other day, admiring the finish of the 'Moles Breath' Farrow and Ball paint on the wall, only to think to myself 'what about the peasants'... I felt like a right cunt and had to do something, I decided leave W11 and spend some time at my other flat, near the River Frome. Nice fresh air and trees to admire... I might have an organic coffee and spliff on the balcony soon.

I reckon Nero is an ancestor of mine.

What is your take on the current economic climate and cost of living?

I really feel for his Ukrainian female tenant... I can imagine him deliberately breaking the boiler, only to assure said tenant (whispering) 'Dont worry love, I'm Big Bollock, I'll pop in after work and sort it'. Shortly before returning to fix the boiler, he downs 6 cans of Tennent's, sprays on half a bottle of Lynx Africa and knocks the poor cows door. Attempting to create some chemistry through eye contact, he can't even focus on her. She's wishing she was back in Ukraine and he pisses himself at the door... before stumbling back to his room at the back of the shared house. What a fucking drunken cunt he is. Lol.

Translation... I'll have a saveloy up my number 2 pipe... You vile beast. Fuck off.

I believe the Empire Windrush was a Ship, not a Boat. Stop sniffing dog shit, you thick cunt. Lol

I knew including the word 'Shit' in the title would attract a comment from you. You repetitive, irritating fucking weirdo. Fuck off. Lol.

There's something of the night about you Mullet. Are you a beast?

I thought you said you were mortgage free after working hard or something similar a while ago Big Bollock? Maybe you convinced yourself you were after a heavy weekend. Anyways, will you pass on the entire increase to your tenants, or give them a discount if they drink with and keep you company?

August 2023, it's been pissing down for weeks and now the Bank of England have decided to piss on the homeowner folk and raise interest rates (the highest they've been since the beginning of the financial crisis). Yes, Brexit has caused instability and financial/investment uncertainty but let's not forget Liz 'downs syndrome and not worthy of' Truss and Kamikwasi Farteng helping this crisis along... (Truss is now collecting her former Prime Minister 100k a year payment). These Tory bastards are all out of ideas and talent, the icing on the cake being we now have an unelected, near Billionaire, no mandate cunt at the helm who most likely wipes his curry shitting arse with brand new £20 notes he gets from his banker mate. Cunts are pulling their own teeth out because they can't get a dentist appointment or register with an NHS one, working parents paid a pittance with some having to use food banks. Cant seem to get an appointment with your GP anymore, you have to call first thing in the morning, download, upload a load of pictures etc in the hope the GP gives you an appointment that day. Hordes of rat, scavenging boat cunts turning up, cap in hand and being put up in hotels whilst the Government have to pay poorer British people cost of living payments because all of the countries privatised utilities aren't affordable. I wonder how many will lose their homes this year due to unaffordable mortgage repayments? This is simply not good enough for a G8 country. We really need a change at the top, however I worry if Labour get in Sir Keir will convert to Islam and start sending ferries over to pick up the rats from Calais. All this shite going on and this Tory bastard reckons the over 50s should start delivering takeaways to make ends meet lol. https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/over-50s-takeaway-drivers/ The foreseeable future is fucking shit, the need for side incomes/hustles has never been greater... Good luck riding out this shit storm fellow cunts and cunters. Fucking hell.

Shut up you cunt.

I was struggling to come up with a title for my book (based on you). Thanks Pen, you unintentionally helpful fucking cunt.

This is a bit confusing Frank. Am I looking at his eyes, nose, face? What's going on here Frank?

I'm getting pissed off with the City, Frank... I don't know if it's the heat or if I'm worn out. Am I tired of London? Am I tired of life?

He most definitely gave a glowing character reference. He was camped outside the court, a month before the trial with his shite drum kit wearing a 'Kevin Spacey is my friend' t-shirt on. Stupid, old poofter Queen.

Lol.

Yes I know that way KB, I was driving around Abbey road earlier. I used to know a couple of people that way, back in my younger days. West is best I my opinion, I swear @Frank lives round here. He was Hyde park a while back (on his own), said he was walking through Holland Park once (probably on his own) lol, and I thought I saw him at Notting Hill Gate once... I'm sure this 'man' had a similar dog but looked like Frank with Aids. It's got me wondering, why he hasn't done an actual video of himself for ages... Could it be it was him I saw, and he's got the old school 1980s AIDs and will soon be dead (with Covid)? Lol

I've been over @Eddie's way recently and he showed me his version of curry goat, passed down the generations apparently. I did notice a couple of Morrisons curry goat ready meal packs in the bin but I'm sure that was from another time. It wasn't the best to be honest, anyways, we drank some Appleton rum, did a couple of drive by shootings in his electric car but only went and ran out of fucking charge though didn't we... about half a mile down the road Police everywhere, I had to do a runner to the nearest tube, I'm back in W11 now. If anyone asks, I was down at the BNP Essex branch meeting wiv ya. Cheers mate.

Shut up you cunt.

What's with all the name changes? Are you a @Penny Farthing wannabe? Are you running away/hiding from something? At least 97% of your output is trolling Decimus, Wolfie and myself now and again. Why not write up a nomination, tell a joke, leave a funny comment? Anything but this monotonous, repetitive shite. Do you understand what I am saying dog shit breath? Lol.

This is s serious topic, one you and @Penny Farthing should shut up and listen, you could both get the help you both clearly need by reading, instead of trying to derail the topic. Wearing a dress, with your bellend sticking out or roaming around parks (rain or shine) trying to pick up a fresh dog shit is not normal and the sooner you both get some help or kill yourselves the better. Lol.

Well said Neil, mental health issues and mental illness are two different things. Someone born with a lack of serotonin for example has more right to talk about their scientifically proven mental illness than some cunt like Tom Bradby going on about their depression. Depression, whilst a genuine emotion is usually caused by failing in life, marrying some fat whining cow, or getting on the lash your whole life and realising it's too late to turn it around when you turn 65 (a bit like @Cunty BigBollox). 'I've got mental health issues' seems to be the fashionable thing at the moment and the celebrities turn to it to try to stay relevant whilst disturbed attention seekers like @Frank dress up in a wig and dance to try and hide their mental illness. It's out of control Neil.