Old Chap Raasclaat

Reported.

Was Curtis shaken after Moore stirred it up? Horse fucker what a thing to say.

I noticed some sand in the Crocs, are you by the seaside Eddie? I can't wait to come to The Britain and have some chip and fishes... Forget the Caribbean beaches, I want to go here. https://images.app.goo.gl/C6YFHdg5WTRiGnt47

I was paid in shoes for that outstanding acting performance, my mate Roger Moore gave me his part worn Loakes, saying he doesn't wear them anymore, due to poofters like @Frank wearing them. What's a poofter, and who is Frank? Is this the British?

Well, were all barefoot... You've got too used to the British way of life Eddie, I'd be happy with a pair if socks, let alone Crocs with or without Harry Potter characters in them as well.

It's a tropical rain storm in Port au Prince, I'm in Jamaica now, learning the British before my immigration application is submitted. Wherever I go in the Caribbean, I hear 'Alan da Black man, EastEnders, alright Pat'. You're a hero in these parts Eddie... Keep living the dream we aspire to. Stop drinking that white man drink called Vodka, drink de Rum man.

Big Bollock, I thought you'd keep your head down after your recent performance. You've probably downed 4 litres of co-op cider and forgotten about it. It's of paramount importance that you acknowledge your drunken cunt bellendery, otherwise not acknowledging said bellendery is tantamount to having no shame. Lol

He's cracking, I've noticed a more desperate and irate tone to his posts over the last few months. Lol. He always gets upset this time of year, as he has to compete with the flies for the more pungent dog shits... He gets angry when reminded of his ridiculous Billingsgate Girlfriend claim, what a fucking bellend he is. Lol.

Do you still claim to have a Girlfriend who works at Billingsgate market, who you visit in the early hours? Lol. What a load of shite, I doubt you've ever had a Girlfriend, although I don't doubt you roam around in the early hours. You sinister perverted cunt.

Andre on-the-rAgassi

They phackin love it Neil. I haven't with a Red Head though... Does it look the same bloody or not? @Mrs Roops?

Neil, ya racist cunt. Are you prone to dipping your wick in the red wax? I don't mind myself, as long as she cleans it afterwards.

Interesting, what do you mean by mess? Piss, blood, shit, or all of them?

Decs, I recently stayed up for three days and went through a quarter... The lack of sleep had totally messed my head up and I've shocked myself to be honest with my shocking behaviour... I'm also grateful I didn't end up dead. I'm going to have the comedown from fucking hell over the next few days... @Carl Sway and @LastoftheMullets consider yourselves fucking warned... You're both fucking dead.

Reported.

She's made a lot of money out of her Pfizer shares KB and I'm trying to sweeten her up with promises of putting up with her unbearable everything... I want a Caribbean holiday and an imaginary M5 and I'll dump her afterwards.

Yes, it's a topic worth discussing, and there are no doubt many a cunt to cunt but is this a nomination? A shite title, a link and a picture... Could you have not posted this link under a current nomination? You fucking relentlessly boring, useless fucking cunt... Is this the end? You ask. When will you end your reign of terror on this website, and its long suffering punters and fuck off. You cunt.

The women here have mostly lost that feminine, lady like nature any decent bloke would rightfully expect. The Eastern European, Caribbean and Asian women still know their place and don't generally get overly pissed and chat a load of shit, whilst acting like a cunt. Do you know you can't even slap the Mrs in public here these days... I've had to resort to kicking in the shin. Damn it.

Do you miss the single, care free days LCS? You know, when you'd shag some bird on a Friday night, not wash the bellend and go and get a blow job off of some slapper the next day. I'm 44 and have to admit the wild days are over... Getting old has crept up on me, damn it.

Maybe a touch of luck but I like to think she couldn't resist a bit of Raas, we went for a afternoon drink and then night of Hotel passion followed... So she wasn't a total slaaaag. Definitely not a black thing LCS, she saw my dashing looks from afar and was always going to be mine, perhaps (being Mediterranean) she was drawn to my part Italian ancestry, who knows but what I do know is that it was as a most enjoyable experience. I tend to do quite well on holidays and women pick up on confidence and it helps if you're good looking to start with. Not a fan of those I only go out with/sleep with black only/white only women, they can fuck right off... I don't discriminate when it comes to fairer sex... What kind of life would that be? It's like going into a sweet shop and only allowing yourself one or two varieties. I had an Aussie bird on the list also, met one on Tinder a couple of years ago, fucked it but her pum pum wasn't the freshest. How about you, have you ploughed your way through the local Sheila's? Any aboriginal conquests you care to share? I hear there a loads of Asian's in Australia nowadays, a Japanese bird is also high on the list. Women... Usually utter cunts but a wonderful necessity.

Shut up you cunt.

No denial though eh? You carry on Mrs Roops, read as many times as you like if gets you warm on this rather cool summers day.

Excellent. Did you enjoy reading about my Cyprus conquests? I know you've read them, at least twice.