Old Chap Raasclaat

They phackin love it Neil. I haven't with a Red Head though... Does it look the same bloody or not? @Mrs Roops?

Neil, ya racist cunt. Are you prone to dipping your wick in the red wax? I don't mind myself, as long as she cleans it afterwards.

Interesting, what do you mean by mess? Piss, blood, shit, or all of them?

Decs, I recently stayed up for three days and went through a quarter... The lack of sleep had totally messed my head up and I've shocked myself to be honest with my shocking behaviour... I'm also grateful I didn't end up dead. I'm going to have the comedown from fucking hell over the next few days... @Carl Sway and @LastoftheMullets consider yourselves fucking warned... You're both fucking dead.

Reported.

She's made a lot of money out of her Pfizer shares KB and I'm trying to sweeten her up with promises of putting up with her unbearable everything... I want a Caribbean holiday and an imaginary M5 and I'll dump her afterwards.

Yes, it's a topic worth discussing, and there are no doubt many a cunt to cunt but is this a nomination? A shite title, a link and a picture... Could you have not posted this link under a current nomination? You fucking relentlessly boring, useless fucking cunt... Is this the end? You ask. When will you end your reign of terror on this website, and its long suffering punters and fuck off. You cunt.

The women here have mostly lost that feminine, lady like nature any decent bloke would rightfully expect. The Eastern European, Caribbean and Asian women still know their place and don't generally get overly pissed and chat a load of shit, whilst acting like a cunt. Do you know you can't even slap the Mrs in public here these days... I've had to resort to kicking in the shin. Damn it.

Do you miss the single, care free days LCS? You know, when you'd shag some bird on a Friday night, not wash the bellend and go and get a blow job off of some slapper the next day. I'm 44 and have to admit the wild days are over... Getting old has crept up on me, damn it.

Maybe a touch of luck but I like to think she couldn't resist a bit of Raas, we went for a afternoon drink and then night of Hotel passion followed... So she wasn't a total slaaaag. Definitely not a black thing LCS, she saw my dashing looks from afar and was always going to be mine, perhaps (being Mediterranean) she was drawn to my part Italian ancestry, who knows but what I do know is that it was as a most enjoyable experience. I tend to do quite well on holidays and women pick up on confidence and it helps if you're good looking to start with. Not a fan of those I only go out with/sleep with black only/white only women, they can fuck right off... I don't discriminate when it comes to fairer sex... What kind of life would that be? It's like going into a sweet shop and only allowing yourself one or two varieties. I had an Aussie bird on the list also, met one on Tinder a couple of years ago, fucked it but her pum pum wasn't the freshest. How about you, have you ploughed your way through the local Sheila's? Any aboriginal conquests you care to share? I hear there a loads of Asian's in Australia nowadays, a Japanese bird is also high on the list. Women... Usually utter cunts but a wonderful necessity.

Shut up you cunt.

No denial though eh? You carry on Mrs Roops, read as many times as you like if gets you warm on this rather cool summers day.

Excellent. Did you enjoy reading about my Cyprus conquests? I know you've read them, at least twice.

Good work, Mrs Roops. How you getting on then? Enjoying the summer?

Well, she was from Crete originally but obviously of Greek descent. I guess (like most women) there is a steep decline in overall youth, attractiveness and looks when they pass 40, she was early 20s and must have been descended from Aphrodite herself, she stood out because a lot of the other Greek women weren't that nice. I think you'll find a one or two beauties in every 10 Greek women... whereas when I was in Copenhagen, I'd say 8 beauties in every 10. I was simply grateful to add a Cretan/Greek bird to the Raas list of international conquests. She came from money as well LCS, she paid for the Hotel (which I didn't want or need her to) for our night of passion and debauchery, she fucked off around 4am, I had a full English breakfast on my own, with no bird giving me earache before going back to my Hotel, where she was there smiling at me as I returned, triumphant. Those were the days.

I drive my motor from London to Silverstone every week to fill up with high octane fuel. Did I not mention I own my own imaginary F1 team... RaasF1 https://images.app.goo.gl/C4vqrx57pn96Eg7M8

We're you Googling 'Cunt for sale on a corner near me'?

I realised a long time ago KB, the wealthy stay wealthy because they don't spend money. Every little helps as they say, anyways 60 pence worth of fuel will get you an least a 100 yards in the imaginary M4.

Mention Raas, and get a 4% discount.

I was asking what you thought of the Raas Chronicles (Cyprus edition) not your holidays truestory, anyways, you sound like a right barrel of laughs. I'll PM you when I'm next on the island.

She was a Greek beauty LCS, long flowing brown hair, amazing eyes and a body (shaved) to die for. It was one of those we both thought the other would provide the protection. Anyways, all was well, I had a great time and she loved it. No need for any medication and it remains a fond memory to this day.

truestory, I've been to Paphos twice, partying and relaxing and I had a sexy Czech bird and a lovely Cretan twenty something who worked in the hotel with no help from any App or Brothel. I had a great time, partying in some club I can't remember the name of, staying up all night and ending up on the beach with the Czech bird. I swear the Cretan bird was in a relationship and she let me go in bareback, imagine that was your girlfriend or wife... what a dirty slaaaag. Anyways that was a taster of the Raas Cyprus chronicles and I was wondering what you thought about it?

I find wearing a watch on my wrist a bit uncomfortable... https://images.app.goo.gl/2r38stc6kimRZATL8