Old Chap Raasclaat

Yawn. Have you ever thought about spell checking this piece of shit nomination? I mean, it'll still be a piece of shit but at least it'll be readable. How's the successful business going then? Let me guess, so successful you hardly have to work which enables you to post like a spastic on here all day. Give it a rest and fuck off you utterly shit, out of your depth idiot. Lol.

Most normal people spend Sundays with their partner, family or friends. You however decide to wander (get the tube more like) from north London to Savile Row on a Sunday, on your own, to stand and stare into a shop. Your narcissistic personality then makes you decide to alert the entire board to your pathetic existence by posting a weird picture. You Jawa looking bellend. Lol.

Frank, you look like a Jawa out of star wars. Lol. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fybguhimhopc41.jpg&rdt=64853 You also look rather sinister to be honest, Frank, like some kind of twisted pervert. You smug, smiling to yourself weirdo cunt, I'm sure the staff inside were praying you didn't come in. Fuck off.

When are you going to have that Gay, scat loving porn star as your avatar again? Lol.

The award for stating the obvious and being a thick cunt, goes to... elc.

That's interesting, Pen, what a great contribution to this thread. Fuck off.

You'll be telling us all you or your Dad 'knew the Krays' next, most likely in a nomination. You utter bellend.

Hello, ProfB... Is your mate 'Big Kazza' still taking it up the arse?

How about another picture of some Fish and chips then, or whatever you're Husband has cooked you for dinner this evening? Idiot.

Did you really, Frank? How about a picture to prove it, or are you full of shit.

Frank, you senile idiot, you've tried the Gum sole/Plimsoll 'gotcha' a while ago. Anyways, they don't look too bad to be honest. The blue ones being my particular favourite, the brown ones look like you've had your feet up @Witheredscrote's arsehole. Awful.

Frank, I've recently bought a Frame rain jacket in a stand out colour... and I was wondering what you thought about it?

He could tell you were a fucking cunt, that's why. Why would you admit to being scared of some midget, has been gangster on here anyways? You fucking idiot.

Your Bolognese must be shit because you can't even spell it properly. Lol. I bet you're the type of cunt who puts overcooked spaghetti on the plate and then puts the Bolognese in the middle, aren't you? You really are making even more of a cunt of yourself than normal, elc. Bolognese? A Bolognese recipe on Cunts Corner? I was busy last week and left you half plucked, I'll finish the plucking over the next week or so and then you'll be ready for the pot.

Shut up you cunt.

I agree, Wales is a beautiful place, unfortunately, it's mostly full of backward dressing, mullet haired, phlegm speaking bellends like yourself. I'll visit Wales whenever I want (traced some distant ancestors back to Wales) and go wherever I want. You've been too scared to come to London your whole life, you big fucking girl Lol. You're still too scared now. I've got a feeling you still live at home with Mum and Dad, dont you? Lol. Now, go and sit on your nearest hill, wave your Welsh flag and try to convince yourself your life isn't shit. You Visit Wales promoting, never had a girlfriend wanker.

Did some dribble come out of your mouth as you wrote that?

I've noticed you pair cunts topping the leaderboard lately... which has clearly gone to your stupid heads, hasn't it? A failed musician Hermaphrodite and a failed half dead French 'Racing Driver' strutting round like own the fucking gaff... No, it's not on. Considering you both eat the sweetcorns out each others shit, it would be no shock to discover the pair of you manipulating the leaderboard, if I could be bothered to check. Give it a fucking rest and fuck off.

Shut up you cunt.

I'm annoyed you didn't turn up for the jerk chicken on Harrow road, Withers. Cost me a fortune to add the arsenic to yours.

Reported.

After a long spell of uncertainty, I've decided to give you another chance, Harold. Although your clearly off your fucking nut and costing the NHS a fortune in mental health costs you're alright. @and on the other hand is a no good, wrong'un cunt. Now, you listen, and you listen good, I'll dealing with him on my own way and would appreciate you keeping out of it, is that understood?

Oh, you're back, unfortunately. I thought (and hoped) you were dead or killed yourself. Whatever time you've had away has not improved your output has it? Spend it on a bomb and get rid of Putin and the Kremlin? Thanks for stating the obvious but I doubt even the US could pull that off, so it'll likely never happen. While it's nice to see you actually comment on the subject, as opposed to @ing Wolfie, DC, Decs and myself in nearly all of your comments with utterly shite insults, it's reminded me of how awful a contributor you really are. You're a thick cunt, with no humour whatsoever and are clearly only hanging around like a bad smell (Shit, lol) because you know everyone (apart from Pen) wants you dead. Do yourself a favour and fuck off.

Haven't got a clue what you're on about, Harold.

Try the carnivore diet for a month and move to the Keto diet if you can't stick to it. Stable blood sugar levels, work harder for longer and you don't shit and fart all the time. The modern diet is shite, designed to feed the masses. If that all fails, swallow a kilo of salt and go for a run.