Old Chap Raasclaat

Yes, all these modern phrases usually spoken by under 30's... You've got this. You smashed it. You crushed it. Living your best life. (An ex of mine used to say that, so I gave her one up the wrong'un and dumped her soon after, what a cunt. Lol.) And so on. They must have originated from America and any person saying this in the UK is an utter cunt. Fuck off.

At over 140 years old, I'm far too old for that Eric. I've been working my Voodoo instead... Frank's got anal cancer, Withers is incontinent and Pen has become senile.

You seem to be getting more irate each day, Lol. Most definitely a symptom of regular hidings and dog shit collecting/sniffing. I have to say, your recent speedy change of avatar was hilarious... what made you think having a dead gay pornstar, who was into faeces as an avatar was a good idea? Lol. I actually pity your existence here, and. I mean, when 90% of your likes come from Pen and your despised by most on here, what's the point old chap? Lol. Here's hoping you overdose on freeze dried lines of dog shit this weekend. Lol Lol.

Right, this was before my time, however, not much seems to have changed... @Witheredscrote, @Frank, @Penny Farthing I want to know what the fuck you're going to do to correct this. I'll tell you what, if Admin won't do nothing, I will. Lol.

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Being Mayor of London is a fine balancing act for Ayatollah Khan... He has to keep the transbumder/bender fluid types happy at the Pride march then wash his cum and shit covered hands before Friday prayers and denouncing the poofters and benders at the Mosque. He also has to pretend he doesn't want to kill @and and his Jewish lot in North London whilst attending 14 halal chicken and chip shop openings everyday. It's no wonder he gets paid £150,000+ per year.

I appreciate your honesty Neil, getting on in age does decrease one's patience with people. I too hate most cunts, black, white, fat, anorexic... I don't care. Most can go fuck themselves. Getting older is a right cunt, however, It's how you feel in your heart.

I was thinking the same about your lot. Lol.

I watched this former long haired, wannabe Hippy cunt at Suzuka, Wolfie. He was promoting biodiversity, by building insect hotels at the iconic track and getting some of the drivers involved in his 'Buzzin Corners' project. Whilst a worthy project, the only Corner this cunt should be on, is this one. I'm sure he got to Japan on one of the private jets the drivers and 'important people' use, most likely stayed in a top hotel thus adding to Japan's already high levels of pollution, whilst scoffing the best (massive carbon footprint) Sushi. To top it all off, he's now considering a comeback, Lol. Unless it's in a diesel car that uses old chip shop oil for fuel, the hypocrite cunt can fuck right off. What a cunt.

How was it for you?

A total cunt is Sadiq, elc. Do you know, he's so worried about air pollution in the capital he's decided to stop all non essential vehicles coming into central London... Sorry, I made a mistake... You can carry on 'killing the locals' with your polluting vehicles, as long as you pay the cunt £12.50 per day. That says all you need to know about the dwarf cunt.

Black Trevor, he's from the shit appreciation society (South London branch).

@and, why did you change your Avatar immediately after I pointed out it was a gay porn star who was into shit? Lol. I really thought you'd have the decency to keep a low profile after embarrassing yourself in front of the entire board, yet again (lol) but you clearly have no honour or shame. Lol. What is wrong with you?

Idiot.

Pen, old chap. Is this really worthy of a fresh nomination? Our dear and recently deceased @Eddie wrote up an actual nomination (which was more than a sentence and contained some humour) called, guess what, 'Donald Trump' to which your title and one sentence comment could have easily been added. This in my opinion would have been preferable to this one sentence and link pile of shit from your demented self which cloggs up the nomination list even more. I really don't understand how someone like you, who has been here for so long hasn't worked this out yet. Before responding with 'Have you gone into rehab' or 'Are you ok mate' type shit, fuck off and/or kill yourself.

@and I've noticed you've changed your avatar again. Lol.

I've had a disturbing thought of @Cunty BigBollox staggering around his bungalow, singing that Wham song, alone on Christmas day, 2 litre bottle of cider in hand and wearing a piss stained Father Christmas outfit.

Evening Big Bollock, you appear to be posting in a sort of 'pissed up code' us non alcoholics don't really understand. What are you celebrating this evening?

He definitely looks like a bumder. He's only giving 30% of his 1.5 billion fortune to his family apparently... Here's a quote from good old Mr Caudwell: “I don’t want my kids to be broke, but if you left your kids your entire wealth, that does nothing to rebalance the rich-poor divide. The interest alone on his fortune could feed a lot of the poor cunts in London. His Mayfair 'House' is not a million miles away from me, I might pay a tramp to shit on his doorstep.

I've noticed he's very tight with his likes Wolfie. He awarded me one (and possibly the only one) the other day for a nomination I posted. If what he posts is true, then the fat cunt definitely has a few quid so I don't understand his bitterness. I hope I'm not as miserable as him at an age where you should be enjoying life after years of work. Cheer up @Neil, you miserable, tight fucking cunt. Lol.

I'm sick of these super rich cunts who, after making loads of money decide to jump on the environment bandwagon. Leonardo DiCaprio is another one, jetting around in his private jet lecturing the plebs about the environment and Greta Thunberg causing a massive demand for electricity whenever her vegan, lefty cunt fans switch their computers on to read her latest spastic outburst. I've had a quick read up about this cunt KB and he has a gold digger wife almost half his age and has had a kid in his late 60s... I hope the Phones4U cunt gets electrocuted to death the next time he charges his phone. What a cunt.

I tried to but didn't have time... As her mumbling was only a quarter note. What with the dribbling, pissing and shitting herself... I had to get away.

Blimey, Neil. You don't half get around. Italy one week (wanking over the private chef) and now Sandbanks (more wanking). What with your vast disposable income, have you thought about getting a bit on the side, and less wanking? I know someone, who knows someone, who's cousin's friends Aunts Husband can get you all kinds of Ladies, willing to overlook you being a fat fucker and wank you off all day for a bit of your hard earned. Let me know via PM, discretion is guaranteed.

They're a rather friendly lot Eric, unlike the generally moody/paranoid cunts in London. For example, I was strolling down Oxford Street and some Gucci wearing slapper got all annoyed when I tried to put my hand in her bag (to check the leather out)... I did the same in the West Country and the shell suit wearing lady didn't give a fuck, away with the clouds she was, only had methadone in her bag and some needles. A much better experience.

Finnegan, I caught a brief bit on YouTube showing an anti immigration protest in Ireland. Some Irish bloke was shouting in barely understandable English 'They're not even Ukrainian'. What would your beloved EU think about that then and what do have to say for yourself and fellow Irish?