Old Chap Raasclaat

29 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

having to get up at 6am to have a shite

I'm now looking for a Girlfriend in the Greatest Britain after becoming a UK citizen, CG. Tell me, are all the women as Ladylike as you?

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

A green party electoral hopeful had part of her finger bitten off by a dog  whilst putting a party  leaflet  through a letter box .It seems the dog is as fucked off with politics and polititions as the rest of the country. Fucking green party cunts .The use fossil fuels  to power economies have raised the living standards of ordinary people to an immeasurably high level compared to past generations. Get it out of the ground and burn it with abandon.

Apart from the dreadful punctuation etc, are you able to provide a link to said Green Party electoral hopeful getting part of her finger bitten off? Or, have you made it up to suit another one of your awful nominations?

You will provide a link or give proper answer, elc. 

33 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

I've been lucky in life but unlucky in love .

No shit, elc. Could it be you bored the women (men?) In your life to death with your pound shop Alf Garnet impersonation? 'I'll   tell, you, what. Daphne.theeeres to many darkys in the country.even thoug Im parrt bud bud ding ding, we needs to get the darky out'.

It's no wonder old Daphne fucked off and ended up sucking a black schlong is it? You boring, thick fucking spastic. 

Lol. 

54 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Queen Camilla is  hopefully doing her bit  for trans day .She's got meat and two veg for sure .Those flowery frocks hides  a right old veiny todger of more than  ample girth I bet .

Shut up you cunt.

On 28/03/2024 at 13:28, Frank said:

I'm on the road with Mrs K, heading for Skye.

Lol, lol, lol. 

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Final warning.

You fucking wanker. 

7 hours ago, Frank said:

Never explain, Little. It shows weakness. For what it's worth, I think you're great. 

Shut up you cunt. 

PS. Did you and the old banger make it to Skye? Lol.

29 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

mental  assylum and not for the faint hearted .

Did you you enjoy your mental assybum sex? You're clearly not faint hearted, elc. Anymore badly written tales we can look forward to?

2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I agree with none of that and out of sheer respect for your Germanic work rate and Singapore productivity will not be translating it into a flood of verbal abuse which you undoubtedly deserve you watery eyed sentimental cunt. 

Kill him, Harold. 

We are the only country in the world that has sold off it's water, energy etc etc... There can be no benefit in privatising utilities, profit is there motivation for investing and upkeep and maintenance is way down the list of priorities. I was watching the news the other day and it showed a beautiful river flooded with various sewage and obviously tonnes of shit (@and was the only one swimming in and gulping it up, they had to drag him out). I like a swim in the sea in Devon or Cornwall but I'm not sure anymore, I don't want some floater around me in the sea... I realised a long time ago that the water companies are not allowed to disconnect your water supply (clean water being a necessity or something) so me not being one to be ripped off have never paid a water bill, ever. I usually give some down and out a couple of quid and put their name on it. Lol. 

Wessex water are owned by YTL (Malaysian) and Thames Waters shareholders include Canadian pension fund Omers and China's Sovereign Wealth Fund. 

They can all go fuck themselves. The money is better in my pocket than theirs. I should start a Raas Money Saving Expert YouTube channel. Lol

5 minutes ago, Decimus said:

That and the universal truth that he is the queerest cunt in all of Christendom.

Good to see you back, Decs. Franks been making even more of a cunt of himself than usual of late, even turned on his gay pal @Witheredscrote recently and got @Dyslexic cnut coolered. The bandy legged, bald, failed musician faggot cunt needs a hiding. 

2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

So Fatboy Kim is angered and repulsed by men of a certain age wearing ridiculous trousers, eh?

Here's hoping that on his next totally above board and legitimate trip to South East Asia that Frank puts North Korea on his itinerary, then.

Do you think Frank wears white jeans/trousers to hide the semen leaking out his maggot as he admires his 'surroundings' in South East Asia? 

51 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Little RIshi , our unassuming incredibly polite prime minister has  obviously seen the writing on the wall and is throwing around the knighthoods to the plethora of dodgy cunts that have kept his limping corrupt and piss useless party in funds .Get it in while you can Rishi .He'll  be ok with his billions whilst those he's rammed up the sphincter finacially aided by the fat cunt governor of the bank of England will never recover.  Soon Stammer will be fucking us over instead with his lions maine deputy spitting vitoriol at anyone who's managed, despite the Tories,  to accumulate any wealth at all.Angie and Stammer will relieve you of the last of the savings.Its needed to fund all the important things that are detrimental to the  white , hard working indigenous population. Obviously Angie  can sell her council house bought on the cheap and not pay CGT on the profit .Shes not done anything wrong apparently .Let's hope not , since when would British  polititions  be  self serving , corrupt,  thieving cunts? .I’d love to know who her accountant is , they'd be very handy .Next year Abbot , Khan and Lammy will be at St Margaret's Bay with bottles of champagne formula 1 style jizzing it over the rapists , terrorists ,  murderers and those carrying disease as they jump off the  inflatables .It's bad now   it's going to get a lot , lot worse .

Yet more doom and gloom from the son of a Pakistani. Stop moaning and put some extra hours in your corner shop, you depressing bud bud ding ding.

On 27/03/2024 at 13:12, ChildeHarold said:

Reported. Acrimony without humour. 

It's Good Friday, Harold. I fried my super fresh fish Jamaican style last night, and will eat it today with bread, onions and scotch bonnet chilli pepper with Jamaican bun for dessert and I was wondering what you thought about it?

PS. If I catch you eating any meat on this Holy day, your fucking dead. 

5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Here in Cyprus knives that look fucking dangerous are on sale in gift shops along with knuckle dusters. 

Have you emigrated, CG. You've been gone ages, you've pulled a sicky haven't you? It's no wonder the NHS is fucked. 

You forgot @Mrs Roops is also a Government advisor on the NHS, who reports directly to Sunak. Consider yourself reported. 

43 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

He does talks at Lambeth Palace for ladies who "do lunch" and have more fucking time and spare cash than they know what to do with. Cunts. 

Good for him and them. Apart from being a skint, bitter old perverted cunt what's your problem?

28 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I see George Gilbey, who the fuck is that? I hear you ask, to be fair I did too. Well not only has this 'star' plummeted from the slippery ladder of stardom - if indeed he was ever on it - he's also plummeted from another ladder which has led to his demise.

This one's a double cunt really because there's going to be a lot of dirty windows in Shoebury for the next few weeks.

I've looked up dear departed George and I didn't really know who this 'Star' is/was... Seems his talent was being filmed watching TV for Gogglebox and he appeared on 'Celebrity Big Brother' lol. 

I think it's a win win all round, George gets more fame now than he probably ever dreamed of and we're all glad he's dead. 

On a different note but ladder related, one of my favourites sayings.

'Better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to climb than half way up one you dont' ©️Raas 1874.

Just now, ChildeHarold said:

A very unfunny fucked up person. 

It's no wonder you didn't get any responses when you wrote this in your personal adverts description. Truthful nonetheless. 

Lol. 

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

He talks

@camberwell gypsy is a woman, Harold. Consider yourself reported. 

Stupid old pervert. 

18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Raasay

I didn't know about this place, Cuntybaws, they obviously named it after me. Raasay welcomes Raas... I'll check it out and thanks. 

12 minutes ago, Frank said:

I'm on the road with Mrs K, heading for Skye.

In an old banger, with an old banger no doubt. Lol, lol, lol. 

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Despite making up only 9 percent of Greater London's population, gentleman-of-colour account for 74 percent of London's knife murder victims, 76 percent of knife murder perpetrators, and 66 percent of knife crime perpetrators. What do you think is the root cause, Raasters? 

The blacker than black fellow pictured below, knaeafed some poor hapless gimp on a train in Beckenham yesterday.. practically on Eddie's doorstep. You'll have to dig deep to find the story on any of the usual news outlets. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68682963

While I have your attention, your percentages were wrong in respect of your like-to-post ratio. It still sits at well under 50 percent. 

 

 

I reckon black people make up more than 9% of the population of Greater London, Frank. Anyways, I'm the first to admit there is a problem within the Black community when it comes to knife crime, black on black violence and and the percentage of black people in jail being a lot more than the percentage of black people in the UK population. The root cause? I do not know, however amongst the youth (where knife crime is more common) I'd say drugs and selling them is a major cause. I'm sure you'll tell me your opinion on the root cause though? 

Regarding the Like to post ratio... I thought I was at 74% but you insist on me being wrong so it must be below 50%. I'll settle for topping the leaderboard instead. Lol, lol, lol. 

@Frank, my favourite Hermaphrodite,  welcome back. 

I told you I'd top the leaderboard, didn't I and there it is. Anyways, a couple of things... I'm sure you'll join me in welcoming back Aquascutum trading in the UK again (after the Chinese bought it, bankrupted it and ended up only selling the iconic British brand in Asia). Secondly, what have you done to get @Dyslexic cnut banned? You grass. 

10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I've noticed that all channels seem to teeming with noir newsreaders. Now I'm all for equality but fuck me, they're nowhere near the Trevor McDoughnut standard, constantly mispronouncing words and struggling to speak the Kings. What next; Eddie reading the shipping forecast? Old Chap Rasclart giving the Stock Market figures? Tssssst. 

Rasta ozzie from up de hill, decice fi check 'pon grocery bill

 

Reported. 

I'll be contributing some videos to the corner soon. You'll hear how Raas talks the British. 

3 minutes ago, peglegtwo said:

Hot hot hot hot !!!

Well done, peglegtwo.

The corner is already overrun with spastics and you add this pile of shit. Apart from you, who or what is the cunt here? You can't even spell her name right.

You really are a useless cunt.