ProfB

Guide dogs are so intelligent & never lose their cool.

Are you & Eric being 'ironic' King Billy? Sometimes I struggle with the Corner 'in jokes' - I assume you & Eric are laughing your sox off? Singhing 🤭 Singhing off the same hymn sheet - Fido is going to love that - Fido is my new Man's guide dog, he's almost human (the guide dog) .

Have you typod Neil? Or do you think Eric makes lace?

Pretend gayboy - please explain Eric? I thought Phil was an arse bandit?

You'd make her pay for your services though, she uses her fame to queue jump & get freebie - don't fall for it Eric. Would you lick Phil? I don't even think my new man's guide dog would, & Fido is so friendly.

Where PVC gloves from Boots - £2.50 for a packet on 10.

I read about the flies, they arrive fast - re decomposition. In India they have the garden of death - vultures eat you & you are reincarnated. I think it's called Garden of Death, but a more informed corner member might correct me - do you know Mrs Roots? Garden of Silence?

I wonder what Charles the turd thinks re Holly & Phil? Has he signed the petition, do you think?

Yes, I think that's what he's saying. He's into Dr Who Big Style.

I don't know, the guide dog was quiet throughout our dates - it had BUM control, it didn't need to use the lav, unlike me. it was soo calm & ZEN. I thought woofer - how horizontal do you intend to get? It, aka Darwin was just soo calm, & soo chilled. I call him 'Darkers' he's just 8 years old, & soooo lovable. If factI call him darks too, he goes all shy- he knows what he's doing.

Is he your pet Eric, or a wild thing?

Sorry I’ve not posted on the corner recently - I have met someone, I even get on well with his guide dog. Love ProfB xxx

The corner should be in black today, the blue is disrespectful Mrs Roots. Love Prof B xxx

Good evening Spotto, Sorry I haven’t been online for awhile, but my bestie big Kazza & I got women’s vod on offer. Love ProfB xxx

As the old adage goes: Cats are best, they don’t tell the law where you’ve hidden drugs, dog do.

Master of a nut job talking to himself.

What are you going to do to Snowy? I bet he's scared NOT - you pissed up drunk. & you are dead.

PS one was ANON - I think it's Spotto's- Admin?

Yes, I will let him off the hook. I think he has 'mitigating' circumstances, but he's been very nasty to me before now. Does he have a small willy do you think? Hence his never ending moaning, & bullying? Maybe the smallest on the forum - I have four photos of bigger ones corner members emailed to me to 'review'. Love ProfB xxx

They don't like you, nor do I because you are horrible. Mrs Roots should ban you for being : horrible, boring, & ugly - inside & out. No wonder no woman (or man) goes anywhere near you.

NO, you cannot mean it? It's ProfB? XXXXXXXXXXX

Ohh that's true - we have an astrologer onboard. - 👍

Will she be rising from the dead? Thing is, my bestie Big Kazza & I have experienced what could be described as a 'long lost weekend' (Kazza has 4 new tats as a result, I have none) - first I knew re her Maj was when I logged onto the Corner this AM to check my messages & read this nom. I am in SHOCK She was only 96.

You are. Your head got run over by a runaway mobility scooter, that was only in use 3 days a week.

Fox fart face - throw yourself head first into a puddle.