ProfB

It's like when your phone call might be recorded - they know when it isn't & cannot be arsed - when it is, It's anything else I can help you with and enjoy the rest of your day, then a survey pops up - give the buggers 1 star.

Look at this: The student protagonists are all sexualised and Hermione has been rewritten to be a huge Glaswegian bloke with a caber sized cock tucked into its gym slip waist band. Someone has more issues than readers digest. Bumhole face

You are clueless re women, obvs you had older bros & no sisters & your mother hated you? Thinking I am a bloke - no corner viewer will think I am a bloke, as they are normal & most landed on this website while looking for guidance on how to plumb a toilet or how high they can erect a fence. you saddo - always bashing profB

Mrs T is now at St Peter's Hill Grantham - in between Sir Isaac Newt & Fredders Tollemache & some tosspot pelted eggs - bring back hanging.

I mention willies in a fun loving way - I haven't hurled abuse at a willy, & even if I did - some willies like it. Did I actually post 'cock'? hard to believe.

Super Flower Blood Moon at 5.14 am tomorrow morning - yipee.

I am starting to understand why Agnetha wanted to throw the towel in.

GUILTY. Look how angry you got.

I don't have 'flaps', you need to ask your Mam if you can got out after 4.30 pm. Why does the corner have so many males scared of women posting? They attack, because they are frightened.

I think Putin would like Space Man best. Fuck you Putin, you cunt! & fuck off Russel Hobbs. must have been hard for Mr Ryder. NO, he knows he is better & why they won. At Waterloo Napoleon did surrender.

Don't forget to send your forum chums a postie card. Wish you was here & all that. Mercury is retrograde, you might encounter delays - it's astrological. mmh, didn't Cuntspotter ban Russell Grant or a lookalike from the corner? Don't you know who I am? Bollox - might have been a fake Russell, I did request a 'forecast' & got no reply. Love ProfB xxx

Really, I used to buy tasty linseed buns from M&S about 30 years ago. Going to google the dangers of a seed loaf. Off I go. Love Prof B xxx

& Warburtons make mountains - fuck you Russel hobbs.

I have more than discovered the GIANT crumpets, I have a stash in my freezer. I use my oven grill, I don't have a toaster - I like to do one side only. yeah fuck you Russel Hobbs. On Warb's website, they have a new seed & grain range - which is good, as I am going through my granary phase. Love ProfB XXX

TEAM Vardy

You are pulling my leg. Aga's have like four diff ovens - a stewing oven, a roasting oven, a baking oven - and another oven. post-pub snack? - You wouldn't know what you was eating. Just as well.

Do you have an Aga?

No seen the advert, but I once uploaded a pic of my rather well cooked McCain chips to the corner, I wonder where that pic is now? Put them in the oven & FORGOT. Several hours later, remembered. These things happen.

How did the hairdresser fail Eric? I had an hairdresser get her comb stuck in my earring.

My neighbour cleans her Renault Cleo every Monday. My other neighbour walks his fish stroller - all the time. Big Kazza (my bestie) licks her new Merc SUV clean, every Thursday. Love ProfB xxx

They are lovely.

Corner needs an unlike button Mrs roots.

Sinatra