scotty

She's not cracking. I've seen her photo, take it from me, you wouldn't.

.....the lucky cunt.

He quite often sported a beard, scrotes. Just saying.

I love it when you talk dirty...

He was an actor, wasn't he? The two go together like hand in fur lined leather gloves.

I don't mind forking out a few quid in tax for cyclists whenever I run one over. I'm usually pissed when that happens anyway.

You don't need to. They're broadcast every Friday morning on R4 extra, and available on the iplayer for a month after broadcast. It's normally straight after my comedy hero, tony hancock.

One word, gypps. Bilko.

Am I the only one who thought she was fucking horrible?

......and.....exhale. Cheers dapps.

It's particularly difficult when the thick as pigshit fucktard can't even manage to quote the fucking post she's replying to. We've had some absolute fucking cretins on here, but I'd say the sheep is well ahead on points and sprinting towards the gold medal. Please, mods, will one of you please do us all a favour and put it down? Spot? Roops? Admin? Proper? Rick? Anyfuckingbody? Please?

I know mate . I assumed you meant the dead sheep, and we don't have enough of those on here.

Geoffrey Howe?

To be fair baws, jazz did at least put a stupendous amount of effort into his posts. He claimed to have a successful business, so how in hell he found the time to produce those caricatures is beyond me.

I laughed like fuck when I heard Bowie had died. I'm entitled to, being a gnome.

I'm sure they'd haggle, manky.

I'm assuming google has already been done, wizz. But if it hasn't, it should be.

You seem surprised by this, rick. Did you really think that the google cunts were just trying to do us all a favour?

I can sympathise luke. I have a friend with the same problem. Apparently it all started around Christmas when I, sorry, he, had a massive row with his wife.

That probably won't be long now. I'm just hoping the antibiotics outlast me, and on current form I'm on a winner.

I'd bet that there is.

Mrs Scotty has just asked what the fuck I'm laughing at. Thanks gypps, now I've got to explain it.

Carry on, don't lose your head.... I thought Hancock was far the worse for ditching Sid. He added something to those programmes that really couldn't be replaced.

..and Sid James.

You may be correct. She shouts a lot, so I just assumed she's a rug muncher.