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He's galloped in on his white charger to play Sir Galahad defending the damsel in distress. Well, I say damsel.... 🤔

Remember the Scottish Star Wars that Baws once brought to our attention? That was quality 😂😂

Wasn't he also Darth Vader? 🤔

"He minces through the air with the greatest of ease..."

Bill, this line is trotted out with monotonous regularity by the sceptics. Did it ever occur to you that any opinion the climate change industry had the clout to foist onto a gullible public would be utterly dwarfed by the financial muscle wielded by the oil industry? And that if there was any possibility of plausibly refuting the concept of CO2 driven global warming they'd be all over it like a rash, in every media outlet on the planet? They've given up, because it really isn't possible to sensibly put a case forward any more, you might as well argue that smoking doesn't cause lung cancer and sugar doesn't impact weight gain and diabetes. If the oil sheiks had any way of showing even a possibility that their product wasn't causing the issue they'd do it, because it's going to literally kill a lot of them when they no longer have the yanks by the balls to defend them and their "peaceful" neighbours suddenly decide that they rather like the look of that chunk of property. The Middle East is on track for a monster bloodletting when oil power hits the buffers.

Has anyone ordered a useless washed-up cunt? 🤔 Because one's just arrived.

Vote for Wolfie, the voice of common sense.

If anyone needed another reason to absolutely detest Sadiq Khunt, the utter bellend has expressed his deep sadness that David Amess has, and I quote, "passed away." Not "been murdered," obviously, because the perpetrator wasn't actually white and ethnics don't do murders. I want him dead, preferably at the hands of a scrawny Somalian with a carving knife.

Yes, but to get anywhere near it they have to clamber over reams and reams of insipid, repetitive, boring absolute fucking drivel, most of which trickles from the special needs one-trick pony that floods every page, day in and day out. I'm convinced that the puntership has finally cracked, and that's why there's what looks to the casual observer like a witch hunt.

The cat thinks there's a pay off, gets the scratching out of it's system.

What's happening is that pretty much everyone now either reacts to the endless river of Pen bullshit, or ignores it. It used to get a free pass, (apparently still does, from admin,) but lately posters are either blocking it or attacking it where they used to let it slide. There doesn't seem to be any middle ground now.

Very true, RK. Very true. Who would you say were the two longest-standing protagonists of this War of Attrition?

Thinking of @Frank, did you happen to notice the outpouring of grief on here after his abrupt departure, and the clamour across the entire board for his swift return? No, neither did I.

Oh, great. Frank's back. 😒 Excuse me while I open a vein.

Nutshell. 👍👍

DC, unlike some on here I get along fine with you. Your stuff often raises a chuckle, and I enjoy your banter. I rarely have issues with anyone here, but on the Pen situation I'm telling you straight that you're dead wrong. For what little it's worth, my advice is to steer well clear of trying to defend it, if you're genuinely concerned about Pen getting trolled ragged by practically every poster on here stop and reflect that there's a reason for it happening. Personally, I've decided it isn't worth the hassle of continuing with the onslaught as it has the hide of an elephant to go with it's racehorse-sized cock, but as long as it spouts it's endless fucking bullshit others are going to carry right on and any attempt to intervene is only ever going to make it worse.

That's alright then 😒😄 She subsequently campaigned for a change to the age of consent. Slightly surprisingly, she wants it raised to 18.

Very good. 😂😂

From Wikipedia.. Wyman was 47, but wrote in his 1990 autobiography: "She took my breath away...she was a woman at thirteen."

.....again.

Careful dapps, you'll get Spotter started.

I believe it's Uncle Ben's Rice and KFC.

I skimmed through the topics, and thought this was titled Blackfisting. Got to admit to a measure of disappointment. ☹️

Breaking news, it's just been announced that they'll be taking the knee before concerts.

Good lad, Southern 👍👍😁