scotty
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Fuck Shit Piss Balls Bollocks. Was there Tourettes Syndrome before Babel? Arse
scotty replied to a topic in The Corner
I leaned over the table and whispered to my date, "there's something I have to tell you. Fuck, shit, bollocks, cunt." "You've got tourettes?" she frowned. I said "No, my wife just walked in." -
He's a cunt, and a gay cunt at that. That's all the information you'll ever need.
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I hope this twitchy cunt goes back to his "spiritual home" of portsmouth and takes the cunts down into the conference. Fucking dodgy chancer, I also hope his cock falls off and he bleeds to death.
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Does the fact that you drink make you an alcoholic then?
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Being asked for interior design advice as a hetereosexual bloke
scotty replied to Jiggerycock's topic in The Corner
I dropped round my parents place a few years ago, to find my mother repainting the front room. Everything was getting a coat of some pale blue emulsion, the old man said "don't stand still...she'll fucking paint you." -
Which oven would you choose to gas a load of..... oh fuck it, I can't be bothered. And its nearly midnight, so judge will be on here shortly.
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You shameless cunt dapps, that sounds more like one of your fantasies than a critique. You'll be doing a keith next, and asking frank to suck your membrum virile.
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Led bulbs are shitty alright, but the cunts aren't cheap. I'd rather go back to good old filament bulbs, ten bob a dozen, and pay the paltry extra few pence they cost to run.
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A somewhat backhanded compliment there, spot.
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Stop drooling rat, she's a lezzer nowadays.
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Marc Almond had to have several pints of baby gravy pumped out of his stomach, according to folklore. How true that is I don't know, and tbh I wouldn't want to get close enough to ask him.
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Phyllis Dietrichson was a particularly tasty single mother, but it's worth bearing in mind that she killed her husband to become one. James M. Cain was a cunt.
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The voice of reason. These cunts really are best avoided, even on the smaller local scale. There's a few of them around Southampton I wouldn't want to even converse with.
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Indeed. And I've also noticed that there is rarely a "The quicker it's over the happier I am" option provided.
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If my only female option was miranda hart, I'd fucking well turn gay.
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Can some cunt who's up with photoshop please add a jet of spunk shooting out the microphone and onto her t shirt? Plus a pair of bollocks at the other end, if its not too much trouble. Thanks in advance.
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....aah, valves, those were the days.... (sigh)
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Thanks for that image, gobbler.
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One of the staff in the local sainsburys petrol station is a tranny. He sits quite happily behind the till in his dress and makeup, and that's a really shit-rough area, next door to a flat roof pub.
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Warren's hanging onto the closet walls by his fingernails.
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Nice to see you've kept your sense of tumour.
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Nice Porkys reference there, ducunti. :)
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*opens popcorn, sits back on sofa, and waits for cat, pen and gobbler to sign in*
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If I was a catholic choirboy and had to choose whether to take it up the arse from father o'reilly or shag that fucking horror, I'd be bending over in no time flat. Christ, what a munter.
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Here you go, George. I didn't know you were another Southampton dweller. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=68e_1292953936
