You fucking philistine. You can't beat a bit of Sibelius or Smetana, although all that plainsong, Gregorian, religious stuff is a pile of wank, granted. As I type I am listening to "O Fortuna" from the Carmina Burana, and imagining sadistic imps sticking red hot needles through your obviously superfluous eardrums.
I presume it goes without saying that Nigel Kennedy is a cunt?