Cuntybaws

And she's STILL not the ugliest thing I've seen on TV today!

The fucking OP's not fucking wrong, though, fucking is he?

I just caught an advert out of the corner of my eye which had a mixed race couple in it. "Don't they fucking all?", I hear you cry. Yes, but in this one the man was white and the woman was black. In other news, Duncan's horses eat each other.

You need to be prepared when some cunt comes at you armed with one of those pointy things for getting stones out of horses' hooves!

It all looks fine to me. Applying Occam's razor, I suspect you and Bubba are just retards.

All the original comments on all the topics in the Archive are long gone, sadly, but I can assure you that Swiss Toni was covered in some depth. Then someone called Ding a cunt and the whole nomination spiralled off-topic, never to recover. Same as it ever was, as David Byrne once sang.

Just in case anyone runs out of ideas after the "Cuckoo Clock" theme is exhausted...

Ooh, you are awful, but I like you.

Another filthy fucking RuPaul freak. Eternal damnation in a lake of fire is too good for them.

It has the stench of Kreed about it.

Or anything by Nine Inch Nails.

As if you'd let them make a messy omelette in your nice clean kitchen. On a semi-related note, what's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg...

Some sort of euphemism, I presume, involving rubber gloves and industrial lubricant? You fucking maniac.

Oh, and don't call Snatch names, or he'll have to retreat to his safe space. Are you sure you don't have any facial hair?

Not a National Socialist, I hope? Narrow it down for us.

Fucking hell, what a wishy washy pile of bollocks disease this amyloidosis must be. The vile murdering cunt will probably outlive us all. I'd be happier if the cunt had nice simple lead poisoning, preferably incurred when a number of slow velocity unjacketed slugs entered his brain and rattled around a bit.

A narrow escape for Norfolk last night Decs, you should count yourself lucky. Strangely, I didn't see anything on the news yet about the biblical-level tsunami that swept across the county, bringing with it unexploded mines and huge man-eating sharks. Surely the whole thing wasn't just made up by the media on a slow news day?

Remember Spanish Gold?

Did you see the picture Madonna tweeted to advertise an anti-Trump rally, captioned "Just Do It"? I don't know why, but it made me think of Mrs Roops.

Looking at young Blanket Jackson, it doesn't appear to have skipped a generation either. In an effort to avoid being bullied at school because of his name he recently changed it.and is now... Bigi Jackson. Out of all of them, Bubbles fucking Jackson seems to have been the sanest one.

Proof absolute, no. However, as McCoy explained to Spock in Star Trek IV, "He means that he feels safer about your guesses than most other people's facts"

Stop being mean to him, you cunts, less you be a fartslice.

* pitttttttiable, surely?

He has, though, Stupid n00b.