Cuntybaws

Fucking homo jingly dancing poofs, prancing around waving their shitty little sticks at Satan. Come Walpurgisnacht and Beltane, there will be a reckoning.

Extreme lezzas!

Or Captain Bob, bob, bob...

He's worried it might prevent him taking a trip up the Bakerloo line, AKA the old tan track.

I wish I looked that good after a Hogmanay binge.

Post a FUCKING PICTURE THEN, you awful fucking retard.

Indeed, fuck all this analysis, it's a total fucking cuntfest of a song, sung by a greasy pimp with a "do" that would have made Hair Bear jealous.

If she were my patient I'd carry out a vivisection and stream it live, but according to the GMC I'm "not fit to practise".

It's a worse exchange rate than the Mark in the Weimar Republic in 1923.

I feel your pain, but at least I earned my point with a real child. Decimus has got fucking hundreds of points, so he's going to take some catching.

Former girlfriend... stunner... shagged her rotten.... phwoar, eh?

You're confusing me with Decimus. Unlike him, I have a few faint vestiges of pride and self-respect left. I also know for a fact that Mrs Roops has a soft spot for black cocks. You're not one for litotes MC, are you?

Charlton and the Wheelies.

Golly!

<DingMode> Small world, Eric. I was knobbing a lass once who lived by Norwood Junction. An older woman she was, 24 and filthy. I felt sullied and used; and I never did get to go to that pub. </DingMode>

Founded by a Canadian though, eh?. http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/The_Spirit_Science "The Spirit Science is a passive-aggressive cult website created by Jordan Duchnycz (who also goes by Jordan David Pearce), a native of Winnipeg, Canada. The site promotes a wide range of New Age woo including but not limited to astral projection, chakras, crystal woo, orgone energy, quantum woo and sacred geometry, generally bearing a lot of resemblance to theosophy."

They spent a whole day doing that very thing just a couple of months ago. There's also this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b088rp6x Sorry to piss on your chips.

I always thought your linguistic style seemed familiar, Fends. You're Professor C H Dalton, aren't you? https://www.amazon.co.uk/Practical-Guide-Racism-C-Dalton/dp/1592404308/ref=sr_1_1?

I just read the BBC's tribute to Julie Barnes-Frank, an officer in the Greater Manchester Police and their poster girl/boy for LGBT rights, who has sadly died. In the article it says that "GMP now has the biggest police contingent in any Pride parade, not just in the UK, but across the world". Manky must be very proud.

So, it IS Jazz, then - or someone doing a good impression. I saw that cunt Judge lurking about recently, so anything's possible.

Someone's channelling the spirit of Jazz.

I haven't. In fact, I've never been to any of his restaurants, because (a) I wouldn't give the belming little wankcrumpet the steam off my piss, let alone my hard-earned, and (b) I'm not a stupid fucking cunt.

I had occasion to call a well-known insurance company today (Paul Whitehouse is a cunt!) and they've obviously run a few focus groups which informed them, “Your on hold music is fucking crap!” So, they've added a new step to the interminable process that precedes getting to speak to an actual human being, where you are invited to choose what sort of musical torture you’d prefer. For Motown, Press 1. For Classical, Press 2. For Jazz, Press 3… I don’t know what came after 3 because at the mention of Jazz I pressed 2 in a panic. Yes, you guessed it, fucking “Für Elise”, played by someone to whom the piano was apparently a very recently learned instrument. For the next few minutes I sat miserably, wearing the same expression as Ray Stantz when he realised that he had inadvertently chosen the form of the Destructor.

Yes, even if we can't all agree where it is, there's a line. Now, get over it. FWIW, I don't for a second believe it's "personal" and I have no problem with moderator discretion being applied in such circumstances. I do wish there was more latitude to rip into newbies early doors, especially when they are obviously partaking enthusiastically in the slagging themselves, and - like others - I can't fathom why we can call each other every name under the sun except for "paedo", or why making reference to the fictitious family members of fictitious users on a site called Cunts Corner is such a big deal. I guess my own opening line pertains..

In fairness, someone had already used the map of Tassie. FCUK have got a lot to answer for.