Cuntybaws

I can see why Belgians might be more worried than most about their cyber habits being tracked. They do seem to have packed a high number of paedophiles into a relatively small country. Marc Dutroux is a cunt.

National fucking treasure though, Decs. Like Stonehenge.

What's with the EVE shit - are you 12?

I'll have you know my body is a fucking temple. Shame it's Palmyra.

No advice necessary, because you will probably get such a kicking for this nomination that you'll have to take all your meals in liquidised form from now on. Since these meals will closely resemble the downstream contents of your colostomy bag, be very careful not to confuse the two.

This a trap, right? If I launch one more attack on the bog trotting scum that frequent Celtic Park, the Spanish Inquisition will not be far behind.

I suggest then, in the strongest possible terms, that you avoid East Kilbride, Cumbernauld and Glenrothes. These shitholes provide indirect evidence for the existence of a multiverse because each one is indisputably the arsehole of their respective planets.

If the players have guns, then the referees need guns. That'll stop any penalty box encroachment.

I fucking said that, but BANG! and the post was gone. Oh well, at least you helped get Snatch a 24-hour break to re-engage with the real world.

I'll take that as a compliment, as the alternative is too hurtful to contemplate.

Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker.

He said "jib", not "Jib Jab". Less he be a fartslice?

This quisling Tory turned limp-dicked UKIP MP for Clacton had fallen off the radar, but now the "Vote Leave" campaign is giving the oleaginous cretin more air time to offend the sensibilities of aesthetes everywhere. What an appallingly squinty faced cunt - it's at times like this I half-envy Helen Keller. As my old mum used to say, "He can't help being ugly but he could have stayed in the house."

I note her "Content count" is 2, but there is only 1 post showing. The other must have gotten on Admin's tits!

Well over 200 posts in the last day though. Nothing like some faux outrage to get the count up. In-breeding has little to commend it (just ask all those fuckers from Norfolk) but the gene pool doesn't need more trisomy either.

This is what you get when you cross Stanley Milgram with Ivan Pavlov.

“I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description; and perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But I know it when I see it.”

Now, where's my paddle?

Be careful what you wish for...

Well, obviously it won't be an Asian driver. Sorry Rick.

Give them time...

God's OK with sodomy, as long as you're straight.

I suspect no-one else much cares about 2-2 and 2-4-2 seating configurations on the various short-haul and long-haul classes, so my final comment on the subject will be to say simply that I'm afraid you're talking shite, unprecedented as that may be. Perhaps you should point that high powered perception at someone who gives a fuck?