Cuntybaws

I know a frumious bandersnatch when I see one.

My advice would be to get your colon checked for spirochetes.

Solve for "X"

I can't watch reruns of Kung Fu now, after David Carradine's sticky end.

Missing possessive apostrophe - see me after class!

Gives a whole new meaning to "tadpole yoghurt".

The shameful dereliction of duty by successive police chiefs in allowing literal "no go" areas to proliferate is also a factor. Into the vacuum steps extremism, gang culture, protection rackets, loan sharks, Sharia law etc., and the downward spiral continues. The "broken windows" theory so beloved by Rudy Giuliani has been largely discredited now, but there is a core of truth to it nonetheless.

He's a race traitor, to his own and every other race, but he's by no means the worst Mayor of late: sadly, London has got what it deserves over the years.

This never stops being funny, er, I mean, a serious social commentary.

Referring to the "Mongol Horde" has also been problematic of late.

Even Marc Almond wouldn't touch the foie gras.

A mysterious black erection in the mid-Cenozoic era predates Skara Brae by several million years.

Luckily the full moon in December falls on the 26th at 6:33 pm, so even a functionally blind paralytic should be able to spot it less than 24 hours earlier. If that plan fails, though, go round and torch the local synagogue instead.

I joined in 2011 and Pen must have already had 80k fucking nominations at that point, never mind posts. Who knew there were so many different kinds of trains?

Too many Australians for my liking.

Anything you'd like it to prove.

There's no arguing with a Venn diagram.

Not that these propositions are mutually exclusive, but yes. I personally believe that ITV X represents not just the lowest common denominator but the absolute nadir of human endeavour. The very fact that it even exists makes me suspect that a great cleansing fire cannot be too far away now.

I suspect you misspelled "biennially".

See also Katie Price, just for racial balance.

This vile, lying, chancing cunt has just been banned for refusing to say who was driving at the time other offences were (allegedly) committed. Bianca Williams banned from driving and given 18 penalty points The report doesn't say what the 11 penalty points she already had on her licence were for. Perhaps it was "Smelling of foreign food" or "Possession of curly black hair and thick lips"?

They must have one hell of a window box. Urban darkies aren't normally renowned for their gardening skills, unless this is "homegrown" on an industrial scale.

An indigenous people to despise, strange marsupials to bugger, a big fucking rock - what's not to like?