Cuntybaws

No, it is not LL Cool J.

I've just watched "Independence Day - Resurgence" and, quite frankly, any civilization capable of producing such abject bilge deserves to be annihilated.

That is the land of lost content, I see it shining plain, The happy highways where I went And cannot come again.

Two posts, two minutes. That's my annual Sun allowance AND my annual potato allowance gone in one fell swoop. As for porn, I fear I'm even bored with the seriously weird stuff now, let alone your bog standard lesbians and donkey/dwarf combos. I yearn for the simple wonder of finding a crumpled page from Mayfair under a hedge. Blue remembered hills...

Captain America got lucky then.

Fish fingers. Kanye West is a cunt.

Police chief ‘120 per cent convinced’ Edward Heath was a paedophile I'm not sure I trust his maths, though.

I've been known to resort to hand signals after a few Tyskies too, as I'm sure you can imagine.

RE and PE teachers seem to be particularly susceptible to this little foible. Not too many of them are landed gentry.

If you think that was bad, meet quite literally the stupidest cunt on Planet Earth. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2338261/mums-fury-at-1-bag-of-tesco-alphabet-potato-shapes-lacking-enough-letters-to-spell-her-sons-name/

Ted Cruz is a fucking dildo. Hard as is it to believe, we're actually better off with Trump. And they said Nehemiah Scudder couldn't happen in real life...

I've wasted my fucking life, haven't I? I could be the best racist on here too, if I set my mind to it. I mean, look at the standard of the competition...

I have no idea what you're talking about, although I did find this link. Stupid autistic cunt.

This argument obviously doesn't apply to the highly intellectual FlidSpack game, which is so far beyond post-ironic that it's almost not just a childish piece of shit.

Pinko.

My grandfather used to say, "I didn't come up the Clyde in a banana boat", but I'm not so sure about that. Why bring it up otherwise? Strange fruit.

Sound the Decimus Memorial Klaxon.

Fuck me, let's hope the McCanns and their chums in the Vatican don't chance upon us then. Or some fat cunt who just happens to be a lawyer.

Anyone want to bet this thread will be gone by mid-afternoon?

Yes, obviously not. It had a little red coat on too, for that "seeing double" experience.

I posted a clapping monkey picture on an Oscar Pistorius thread once to illustrate my dim view of the South African legal system. It didn't last long.

Golly!