As an aficionado of association football, you will doubtless be aware that the mighty Ched has just been re-signed by Sheffield United.
Whiny, petulant, "I won some medals you know" rant in 5...4...3...
You sick fuck. How is being taken back to Africa to die young of famine, or some terrible hemorrhagic fever, or an attack by a fearsome apex predator a "happy ending"?
Oh, wait, I get it, it's a happy ending for you.
You absolute fucking cunt MC, I just inhaled an entire rum punch that my liver could have put to better use than my fucking lungs.
On a farmyard-related note, did you ever see the video where Sasha Gray played a naughty little lamb who couldn't control her bowels and had to be punished by the shepherdess? Top fucking banana!
Older members will recall the time the original Drew Peacock took exception to a post because he himself had lost a child. I wouldn't have called it a feeding frenzy exactly, but Eric actually got off relatively lightly. As I never tire of pointing out, there are some REAL cunts on here.
You've grown on me a lot since those days Eric and you'd be well within your rights to separate his spindly limbs from his emaciated body - but I have to say, I laughed my fucking arse off at the time. Does that make me a bad person?
I suspect Gary can only dream of being a fuckwit. Perhaps after another few times around the karmic wheel, from plankton to pubic louse, then American, then fuckwit.